*Pulls fire alarm in clay-animation studio*
Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last weekend was Halloween, and HYDRA faced an eldritch entity that was literally hellbent on our destruction. The Master of the Dream Dimension, and one of the Twelve Fear Lords of Hell, Nightmare, began murdering personnel in their sleep. Skull Team 6 was dispatched to battle the Freddy Kreuger wannabe and they emerged victorious! Good work your holy statueness'! We would like to extend a big thank you to all of your holy statueness' who hailed HYDRA who made this victory possible. You your holy statueness' are the real heroes. In other news, HYDRA personnel are still hungover from partying during the Five Year Anniversary. Take some Pepto-Bismol and get back to work! Sin's boyfriend has gone missing. Nobody tell her that Red Skull had him crammed into a trash compactor. Crossbones, a disgruntled intern has keyed your car. That is all for this week. Get ready to hail HYDRA!
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[i][b]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]