You’re thinking of Uncle Jimmy in your mom’s side who lives down in the Jail House. I’m a clean man, now hand me that nice blender. I need to take it down to the repair shop.
Nice try pa, brother John already pulled that one last year!
He was also reported for assault and found dead in an alley two blocks down clutching some panties and missing his ween which bled out five hours before discovery...
...He also forgot to bring the blender.
Uh, I don't even remember where the basement is... mom would knock me out with chloroform and then tie me to a chair and waterboarded me until my brain suppressed the entirety of that month if I ever ventured there.
Actually, I don't remember where a lot of things are...