Ah, Gobber. Whatta legend!!!
“Well I’ve got my axe and I’ve got my mace and I love my wife with the ugly face I’M A VIKING THROUGH AND THROOUUGH!!!!”
[spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]
I hear they’re horrible at dancing, maybe they just have two left feet?
Or maybe they fought a giant dragon while riding Night Furies. I hear that has a tendency to cost people a foot. Don’t need a right sock if your right leg’s a peg leg, after all.