A Mysterious Invitation appears in your mailbox near twilight, red paper with gold script. As you open it up, it forms into a paper mouth of sorts. It starts to speak in Crowley’s voice*
“Well hello Offtopic. As you know very well the first ball was cut off by an attack by the Thirteen. Well. I cut it off because you know. Paranoid me. But I’m having a new one. Feel free to come. This time there will be no one stopping it. Thankfully. Oh. And if you need any formal clothing, there’s a store on the outskirts of Offtopic. Thank you, and good night.”
The rest of the letter reads, “The Ball shall be held in three days time.”, and the address of the store.
(I’ve been getting banned a lot recently, twice in PM’s, one for calling a certain someone a snowflake, and saying the word I n c e s t, without knowing it was on the instaban PM list. Like come on Ninjas. Or Bungo. Fix it please! Or make it public! And if you decide to go to the store thing it’ll have to be a post. Comment if you are interested in the store)