[i]*Amazon workers looking for 74 boxes of Oreos in a warehouse as a collective consiouness*[/i] Amazon likes to deny warehouse workers basic human needs and putting them through a 300 km marathon scavenger hunt in microwave hell. However, the workhouse workers were tested but had very bad efficiency and enjoyed collapsing upon the floor like lazy cats. They were all mopey and crying about not having enough bling to feed their kids. Amazon didn't want to disappoint their lazy assets by easily replace them with machines, so Amazon decided to replace their souls with machines. So, Amazon told a warehouse's workers that they want to give them FREE water break when most of them members entered with the hope in their eyes, Amazon warehouse machines flooded the room with sleep gas. The Amazon CEO took it as a call for him to throw the warehouse workers into the cybernation furnace, where workers went through stratification down a conveyer belt. Most who were awake, scream as their souls escaped their bodies and became terminators when the CEO personally welded the metal and replaced the useless stuff. The remaining human amazon workforce was gone by the time the new terminator amazon workforce were unleashed into the warehouse.