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2 답변I once sat in a dentist's chair for over 10 hours straight getting 4 root canals at once. I couldn't afford to be put under so I was awake the whole time with just novacaine. Some of the work was so deep that the novacaine didnt fully numb everything. The novacaine would wear off every couple of hours or so. When I could start feeling more intense pain, I'd have to remain very still during the work, and try to speak, but could only make sounds since I couldn't use my mouth or tongue. The dentist would then pull out his equipment, sometimes having to finish the small part he was working on, inject more novacaine, and then continue. I had a few 20-30 minute breaks. The pain was pretty bad for about 2-3 days afterward. All I could afford was ibuprofin.
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1 답변I remember setting this score a few months back and i believe it's still the world record of randomized boards.
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2 답변I made a sketch yesterday https://photos.google.com/photo/AF1QipNW5RDA9ePuAvU0CUeV5KP6NTU_X8O9SNnqpVN6
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8 답변When I was new here used to type out the word ‘-blam!-’ by hand instead of saying the word because i thought it was a b.net tradition, not a censor
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1 답변This is my tenth year of Martial Arts and I have lost 3 sparring matches and have a blackbelt
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5 답변I've been in the special Olympics for two years and I have only gotten one it two bronze medal. I have about six.
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2 답변작성자: Beastmaker129 9/3/2019 4:03:55 PMI have beat the whole battlefront 2 campaign with resurrection on special forces difficulty with the NT tank blaster.
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3 답변I offer CRAM good sir. 20 gold coins for 1 [u]bucket[/u] of CRAM. Its not dip dont think its dip I also have swords made of CRAM that I've laid out in the sun for about a fortnight. Stronger than steel. I have three flavors Raspberry Berry Very berry I recommend the very berry flavor. It is like berry, but very! And whatever you do, do not buy anything from the Marc salesman across the street.... Its the opposite of CRAM
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7 답변I’ve played the lead role in a Shakespeare play, with multiple monologues (one of them was a whole fücking page long)
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1 답변Have you played Morrowind? If so do you want to see my new parody for when someone post about density related topics on offtopic?
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1 답변Took martial arts for 4 years, went undefeated in every sparring match I fought. [spoiler]@-@[/spoiler]
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1 답변Uhhh shit have I doe anything cool? [spoiler]Took the ACT in seventh grade and scored higher than 95% of high school graduates[/spoiler]
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1 답변작성자: asasasasasadfdfd 9/3/2019 11:10:20 PM
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1 답변Ah my third Squid off, before I made a bunch of Splatoon reference. So here take another but a twist. Instead of Inkling squids take Octolings.
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1 답변I said hi to a person while on the street, below is the transcript: "Hi" "I'm not high! My doctor cleared me! I only took two Tylenol." Person proceeds to walk away suddenly realizing I was greeting them. "WHEN YOU GREET SOMEONE YOU SAY HELLO NOT HI!"