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Why Shouldn't Animal Crackers Have The Same Rights & Lefts as Humans?
Humans are animals & some are crackers, so therefore they are just like animal crackers. But humans give themselves rights & lefts, with proper hair treatment. Right treatment is even human centric as it's called "being humane", although that word is sometimes used as a justification for eating other animal crackers. Left treatment means they also have a left side and it just is not fair that our animal cracker brethren are left out of the Left Side!
So I ask you all: why should a human be allowed to eat a dog, cat, or crocodile cracker with impunity? Why shouldn't animal crackers be afforded the same Right to life and Left to happiness as humans? Humans treat animal crackers like their circus treats and snacks, and it doesn't make sense to me.
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18 답변Haha, good parody. I'll hand you that. The only thing that bothers me about your post is the tag. I've told off topic before that being referred to as "manbear" is very demeaning to me, as functionally nothing about me is "man". But you have said I need to be more easy going to be accepted here, so I'm not going to get mad. All I ask is, please don't call me "manbear" or "bearman". I would appreciate that.
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2 답변I’ve always been more of a fig newtons kind of guy......yeah I realize how old I sound but I don’t care. That’s a little bit of heaven and heaven looks a lot like Gramma’s kitchen!
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9 답변What kind of animal crackers are you talking about? The one that are good and come in gallon sized? Or the hell on earth kinds?
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8 답변*takes animal cracker from a bag* When they start showing me they are sentient, like starting a community in my cupboard or reading and writing, then I will treat them with proper respect. Otherwise I’m eating as many as I wan- OH MY GOD IT MOVED!!!!! *steps on it multiple times* Darn bugs... *throws bag away* As I was saying. Unless they show sentience, I’m eating them. *opens cupboard* Huh, I don’t remember making these little houses... meh... *takes another bag of animal crackers* Ooh frosted!
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9 답변The giraffe, tiger, sheep, gorilla, elephant and hippo all have rights but the camel, kangaroo, cougar, rhino, monkey, bear ?, and seal only have lefts. What does this tell us about society?
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3 답변[quote]Why Shouldn't Animal Crackers Have The Same Rights & Lefts as Humans?[/quote] They do. Two rights. Two lefts. Now if you've got two left feet, all bets are off.....
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7 답변... Tbh, you'd be a better troll than the bear guy... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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1 답변That’s 2 good chuckles in one day from the same person, you’re on a roll today [spoiler]The Veggie has spoken[/spoiler]
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19 답변Right, left, or both...I'll still bite their legs first. [spoiler]I don't like my prey being able to run away. 😈[/spoiler]
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