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작성자: Speaker 5/25/2019 10:45:47 AM
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Speaker puts in an order for Cat-girls...

Speaker: *picks up phone dials acrocanthus* Acro, baby, how are you... Acro: ... I told you calling me that sounds weird speaker... Speaker: meh, forgot... listen I'm opening a massage parlor of cat-girls I need at least ten more. Acro: More, you say? Well why not go with the 20 catgirl package deal, comes with maid outfits and a 2 year warranty. Speaker: Do I have to pay extra for the warranty? Acro: Yes but it's a pretty nominal fee, and if you're starting a business you might want to consider it. Speaker: Acro, I'm the Speaker of the Deep, I'll never need to replace them. Acro: very well, 10 or 20? Speaker: I'll make it twenty if you've got more options... Acro: Well there is one deal I have, no warranty though... Speaker: what's the deal? Acro:*whispers something over phone* Speaker: ohhh ummmm *ahem* yea lets go with that... Acro: Ok, I'll send the invoice right over! Speaker: Great when can we expect delivery? Acro: uhhhh...bout 3 weeks. Speaker: 3 weeks??? Acro: Can't keep em in stock man, and they take time to grow, don't worry your *special* package will be flawless... Speaker: well if it can't be helped... Acro: It can't. Speaker: Alright fine... [b]COMING SOON: THE CURIOUS CAT MASSAGE PARLOR[/b] Edit all catgirls are salaried employees with excellent benefits, no need to protest, relax and have a free back rub all day today! Disclaimer; I am the SpeakeroftheDeep; these catgirls have embraced the deep.
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