Once upon a time, there was a blobfish named Glorgnork. Glorgnork spent most of his time sitting around, doing nothing but just sitting there looking... erm... pretty. But as the years went by, he began to feel the impact of boredom. One day, Glorgnork decided, “I’m bored. I want to conquer the world.” Glorgnork amassed an army of a million soldiers and together, they conquered every inch of sand, every country, every continent until they conquered everything on the planet. Glorgnork felt accomplished by this, and with the blessings of his peers, he became King of the Earth. He didn’t like the sound of it, so now he is King of Blobbyland. And so, Glorgnork sits on a throne of gold and diamonds, with a beautiful woman in one hand, and an iced tea in the other. He just sits there. Doing absolutely nothing. With a pretty blank expression on his face. Life couldn’t get any better, for Glorgnork the Blobfish. Edit: Thank you for the feedback. Not sure if some of the things being said are serious or sarcasm (more than likely sarcasm) but I appreciate it.