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3 답변Lend me your ears, good sheriff, for mine is a tale filled with woe. There was a kind bird. He wore a top hat, went to church on sundays, paid his bills, and listened to death metal. His family and neighbors knew him as Mr. Kaminski, but his friends called him NightHawk. One day, after the loss of a toaster shook the void, the bird met a strange entity. It wanted one thing, and one thing only: mugs. The bird offered the thing a hot mug full of tea, and then it happened... It mugged the bird. It took every last mug from the cupboard. He even took the bird’s beloved top hat. Then it left, to mug the other citizens of this fair land. His reign of terror lasted until the day that the Ninjas released the toaster from the void, and atomic fire once more scorched Offtopic. *tips hat*
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7 답변McDonalds and masturbation are disturbingly similar. At first, they both seem like great ideas, and in the middle of it they can be relatively satisfying. But when you’re done, you experience this vague sense of disgust (and maybe a little guilt), and all you’re left with is sticky hands and soggy paper. If sombody you know walks up to you during either activity things can get super awkward super fast, and both items usually send you to the bathroom.
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1 답변I am the greatest consulting detective in the history of consulting detectives My name is Sherlock Holmes and you can find me at 221b Baker Street. Please come by with a case, i am soooo bored
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