Dust Rock Blues: You are incapable of playing anything else. You've quit a comp match at least once in your life. Any sniper: You're a streamer/unemployed person who plays this game for a living. Bygones: You want to play meta but none of the actual good stuff. An asshole with none of the benefits. Ace of Spades: "It's good on PC!" You cried when Cayde died, and you've written at least one fanfiction about him. Jötunn: You have 2 brain cells and they're fighting each other. Malfeasance: You squint your eyes and pretend it's the Thorn during games. Jade Rabbit: You unironically say "kawaii." You think equinox is a good map. Luna's Howl: You're average at best and afraid to admit it. Not Forgotten: You are good at destiny and ONLY destiny. That, or you paid for it. Traveler's Chosen: A memelord. You mained khvostov back in D1. Telesto: You say "It's the besto" at least once per day. You're going to quit destiny when it gets nerfed. Fighting Lion: You watch CammyCakes religiously. You creamed yourself when it got buffed and cried when it was nerfed. Any Rare Weapon: You have to drink more water than the average person to make up for how much you sweat when you play this game. Edit: If you're taking offense to this, you probably shouldn't be on the internet.