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10/14/2018 5:16:17 PM
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Just remember, romance is highly overrated. It leads to the following:
1. Having covers stolen.
2. Bathroom counter space occupied.
3. Not being able to leave your stuff lying around.
4. Expensive wedding attire.
5. Living with a pregnant woman.
6. Living with a newborn.
7. Changjng dirty diapers.
8. Buying a minivan.
9. Attending ballet recitals/Little league games/both.
10. Dealing with teenagers.
11. Saving for college educations.
AND
12. HAVING TO PUT THE SEAT DOWN. EVERY SINGLE FRICKIN' TIME!
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If you don't close the toilet lid before you flush, you are sending plumes of shit particles flying throughout your bathroom. Seat up v. Seat down arguments take place between couples who are cool with brushing their teeth with shitty-pissy toothbrushes. Lid closed, case closed.
