Like the title says I saw the most lewd thing in public - a couple holding hands. As the upstanding lonely no GF man I am, I took justice in to my own hands and snagged the closest metal pipe and I proceeded to beat them with said metal pipe. I was met with applause and praise from my peers. I hope this act of bravery encourages all of you to be as lonely and depressed as me. [spoiler]Wort[/spoiler] [spoiler]Wort[/spoiler]