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작성자: FatBabyDragon
9/15/2018 3:13:15 AM
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Looking for a Last Wish raid group
Must haves:
-25 kingsfall completions
-4.50 kd (will check!)
-been on atleast one "worlds first" team
-survived the beaches of Normandy
-completed the leviathan in about 45 minutes
-can two man the siege engine from wotm
-prevented Caydes death
-listened to a 10 hour compilation of Variks saying "dismantle mines, yyeeeessssssssssss?"
-must be 600+ light, none of that 599 bull crap
-must be vegan
-weigh between 140 to 190 lbs
-have a 12 inch penis
-gamergirls welcome
Edit:
-must have a 600+ gjallarhorn
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2 답변So... Gamer girls must have a 12 inch penis? Awkward raid conversations in that group.
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Must have Black Spindle. Not Whisper, I mean Black Spindle. At 600 Light. Must scream "Dismantle Mines, yessss?" While doing the Mad Bomber Hunt for the first time in the Forgotten Shore. Must be able to solo the Pleasure Gardens with green weapons. Must be able to sweep the dirt off my vegetable garden. Must be able to beat Xylar solo. Must find a way back to the Dreadnaught, and fly it into the dreaming city while having the "Murica, f*ck yeah!" song playing in the background. Must have an entire Vault page full of Edge Transits. (Oh wait..) Must be able to convince Shaxx to come on the raid so he can rip apart every boss with his bare hands and scream "FIGHT FOREVER GUARDIAAAAN!!!" and last but not least... Must have Edge Transit.
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8 답변I can barely make it 142lbs. How can someone manage 190???????????? I can't imagine being that heavy.
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16 답변작성자: Rooster 9/15/2018 10:58:54 AMLove this post, hilarious. Watching Datto on Twitch....18hrs and still going. Ridiculous! How can this fun. What are Bungie playing at. You are only catering for the top few players and even they can’t do it! Sort it out!!!
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2 답변I didn't serve in Normandy but I did 5 tours of duty in Afghanistan, does that count?
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You forgot a few things [spoiler]-must have used the LAN glotch on Crota -must have a prenerf thorn in d2 -must have maanged to go through the portal to VOG -must have killed XYLAR,THE TIMELESS -must have found seventh chest in VOG -must be friends with SmoggyPluto,Randal the vandal and One Shot Ted[/spoiler]
