Vegetable , crooked neck squash. You do realize there's more to a giraffe than just a big neck. They've got a head on that neck too mister! And some of the weirdest antlers I've ever seen. Giraffes are so arrogant, always lookin' down on people.

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. A few minutes later he realizes there's two woman tending to a horse in the back room. He points and asks the bartender "what's up with the horse?" The bartender says "Thems my daughters you son of a bitch" A man walks into a church naked and scorched and asks the priest to bless him. The priest obliges and tells him to say his hail Marys. The man then thanks the priest and leaves. Suddenly the priest realizes what just happened and goes to the back room to pray. He asks god how a man could get so low as to lose even his clothes. God replies "He tbagged me bro not cool it's -blam!-ing CoD the little -blam!- -blam!-ing thinks he can -blam!-ing tbag after every -blam!-ing kill -blam!-ing -blam!- I -blam!-ing lit his -blam!-ing ass ablaze thinks the shit is so -blam!-ing funny well who's laughing now. Put that fear of God in a -blam!- n shit" The priest nods in agreement.

A skunk, a duck, and a giraffe were having a drink at a bar. The bartender presented them with the bar tab. "I can't cover it," the skunk said. "All I have is a scent." "I only have one bill," said the duck. The giraffe sighed. "Well, I guess the highballs are on me."

Ugh.....

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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and gives it pint after pint, eventually the giraffe collapses and the man starts to walk out, the barman shouts "hey you can't leave that lyin there" the man replies "it's not a lion it's a giraffe"

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Yay these are back!

Give me credit, I restarted the trend.