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4/5/2017 10:21:06 PM
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Things NPCs say to each other when you aren't playing.
Companion- You okay?
Player Character- what do you mean?
Companion- i mean the words "level up" appeared over your head today every few hours, you feeling alright?
Bystander npc- yeah I saw that too, what's up with that?
Player character- Idk what you guys are talking about, although I am MUCH better at stabbing people now.
Companion/Bystander 0_0
Player Character- And ripping hearts out.
Lol my imagination likes to run wild at work when I'm on break. Comment what you think npcs/player characters talk about when the game isn't being played.
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1 답변작성자: LahDsai 4/6/2017 6:18:41 AM[u][b]NPC[/b][/u]: Excuse me, I'd like to report a robbery. Some asshat walked into my house, grabbed all my shit and waltzed out. [u][b]Guard[/b][/u]: Did you see who did it? [u][b]NPC[/b][/u]: It was that douche-nozzle, over there. [u][b]Guard[/b][/u]: But did you [b]SEE[/b] him do it? [u][b]NPC[/b][/u]: Well... technically... I was facing the other way, but only for a second AND he was the only guy in the shop. [u][b]Guard[/b][/u]: No witness, no crime. [u][b]NPC[/b][/u]: But he took my stuff! All of it! Literally everything that wasn't nailed down! [u][b]Guard[/b][/u]: Where's this "stuff" now? [u][b]NPC[/b][/u]: He's still got it. It's in his bag or something. [u][b]Guard[/b][/u]: What bag? He's wearing nothing but a loincloth. [u][b]NPC[/b][/u]: Then book him for public indecency and do a cavity search. He has my stuff on him somewhere. [u][b]Guatd[/b][/u]: Sorry, no laws against standing on tables in a loinclith and... is he T-bagging the blacksmith? [u][b]NPC[/b][/u]: Seriously? You gonna let this slide? [u][b]Guard[/b][/u]: Look, I'm out here all day. Seriously... ALL... DAY... Unless you actually [b]see[/b] him commit murder or theft. My hands are tied. [u][b]NPC[/b][/u]: He's rummaging through my pockets [b]RIGHT NOW[/b]!!! [u][b]Guard[/b][/u]: Unless he takes something, it's not my business.
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NPC: you okay? Player:… NPC: seriously, are you okay? You're just standing there. Player:… Player suddenly has a completely different set of gear. NPC: what!? How did you do that? Player: huh? What did you say? I was in my inventory, I couldn't hear you.
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1 답변NPC: Hey man you need some help? That's an awful lot of shit you're carrying. Player: You kidding? I can still handle 40 lbs more in carry weight. NPC: Really? That seems unlikely considering you're already carrying 5 assault rifles, a grenade launcher, a damn mini nuke launcher, and an entire assortment of other unnecessary weapons of mass destruction. And what is that? Are you carrying a -blam!-ing Deathclaw hand around with you? And why the hell do you just have all this random scrap metal in your pockets? Seriously let me help you organize this shit. Player: MAN I GOT THIS
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NPC: Ummm, Ma'am? Excuse me? Player: Yes? NPC: Would you mind putting more clothes on? That armor won't protect you at all, plus people might get the wrong idea. Player: I would, but the random neckbeards would revolt. NPC: What? Player: Never mind, hard to explain.
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작성자: FrostD 4/7/2017 4:49:06 AMNpc Vender: Hey isn't that the guy the cops took down after he went on a rampage in a stolen military surplus tank? Npc Customer: Hey, yah it is. He's out on bail I guess. Herd they take 25% of your net worth now. Vendor: Yah the more you make the more they take. Am I right? Both: Hahaha Customer: You think he'll pull a stunt like that again? Vendor: Nah, I herd him say he's on some sort of "mission" and doesn't want to start over again so I think we're good.
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2 답변Skyrim guards be like: "I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee." [spoiler]actually experienced a horrible glitch in the game one time where literally the only thing guards would say was this. Even when trying to arrest you they Wallis say this. [/spoiler]
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Fighting games 2: "I could've sworn we were just barely in New Meridian.. Like, literally seconds ago. Now we're somewhere in the capital..? Isn't that a good few miles away? Hey, wait, weren't you beating me up a second ago?" 1: "You should run. Like, now." 2: "What? Why?" 1: "You hear that sound? That's the stage selection screen.." 2: "What does that even mean?" 1: "Hey, if you don't want to leave, don't blame me if I just suddenly start beating you up again." Round 1: FIGHT!
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[b]Player[/b]: ok just got to finish killing this boss and---- "A small bee stings the guardian" [b]Player[/b]: OW! that hert, anyway got a.... wait I'm in space, in my ship. ... Ok, so now I'm going to the moon for a mission.... "a few moments later" ok just examining this dead body "suddenly hit by a boar" [b]Player[/b]: WT.. and I'm in space again... 'gets bit by a weasel" Takes a few moments to understand where he is" [b]Player[/b]: Hello? Anybody here?.... HELLO! "In the distance he notices two other figures, he approaches them" Player: oh hey guys never seen you two before. "They just stand there, suddenly one disaapears" [b]Player[/b]: .... HELP ME!
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Npc: did you see a -blam!-ing werewolf on all fours walk around here? Npc2: not as wierd as the elf with bat wings I saw fly around the roof tops. World of Warcraft is wierd as -blam!-. And yes you can play as a werewolf and run on all fours.
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