Us: Buff primaries so they can counter the clever dragon and matador!
Bungo: You got it! 😉
[i]140 days later[/i]
Bungo: We nerfed the matador and all shotguns beside the Chaperone!
Us: Okay, um, what next?
Bungo: We destroyed Thorn completely. So it is basically a magic trashcan with railway spikes.
Us: What!? No, we didn't ask for that!
Bungo: Sure, you didn't. 😉
Us: Fine what next.
Bungo: We lowered the clever dragon fire rate, and increased the slower fire rate pulse rifles' fire rate.
Us: Is the dragon a 4 burst now??? ☺
Bungo: Nope it's still a 3 burst.
Us: Oh. What else?
Bungo: We also added a new intrinsic perk on all guns.
Us: What is that?
Bungo: It's called *ahem* [b][i] TRASH[/i][/b], it automatically ruins the crucible on every crucible game start by removing all special on death, so sniping is twice as hard and adding a horrid new meta.................Your welcome by the way.
Us: *silent*
Bungo: Well now aren't you guys ungrateful.
Us: [i]All around us are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out places...[/i]
[spoiler]Just a joke delay your rant posts[/spoiler]