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작성자: BraveCole
1/21/2017 4:04:11 AM
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-blam!-ing Kinderguardians- Classroom Antics (Part 2 of 2)
Professor BraveCole watched the three guardians with his arms crossed.
RJ and Ventis stood side by side, as they observed the terrified Dawn inside her bubble fortress. She continued to rock back and forth, clutching tightly to her fellow classmate's belongings.
"Look at her," Ventis started. "Holding on to my precious souvenir as if it were her own. Preposterous."
Inside the bubble, Dawn was sniffling and sobbing, before stopping and sneezing, all over Ventis' precious picture. He scowled and grit his teeth.
"How [b][i]dare[/i][/b] she!? That insufferable wimp!" He said, shaking his fist.
RJ started to laugh. "Hahaha, sucks for you, floofer!"
Right after his insult, Dawn took the Cloak of RJ and started blowing her nose into it.
RJ's laugh stopped immediately and he went quiet as Ventis smiled. "Ahh. I love karma." Ventis snickered.
RJ grumbled as BraveCole spoke. "You guys come up with a plan yet? If that were [i]my[/i] stuff, I'd be pissed. So how you gonna go get it back?"
RJ and Ventis looked at each other, in an awkward silence, before RJ broke it. "I don't know about you, Ven, but [b][i]no one[/i][/b] disrespects the Cloak. I'm getting it back, whether she likes it or not."
RJ put his hands up to adjust his hood, but forgot who's possession it was in, which only made him angrier. He charged into the bubble, letting out a battle cry.
"Sigh. Oh, RJ." BraveCole smiled as he and Ventis observed from the outside.
As RJ went into the bubble, it was like he was entering an entirely new world. He was instantly blinded, but he stayed put and rubbed his eyes until his vision returned to him. He pressed onward until he found Dawn, still sniffling and hugging onto his prized cloak.
"Dawn!" RJ shouted. "Gimme back my cloak, you idiot!" He said, standing over her.
She sniffled. "N-No.." she said.
RJ scoffed. "No!? The hell do you mean 'no'?! It's my damn cloak!"
"But Professor B-BraveCole gave it to m-me!"
"I don't care! It's [i]mine!"[/i] RJ grabbed a fistfull of the Cloak and began to try and yank it away from the Titan. "Give! It! Heeere!"
Dawn, with the same amount of force, held it in her grasp. "N-No! Stop..! It-It isn't.. yours a-anymore!"
"Let! Go!" RJ tugged.
"I s-said no!" Dawn tugged harder.
"I said LET GO!"
"I.. said.." Dawn trailed off as she pulled the Cloak. "[b][i]NO!"[/i][/b]
She gave a mighty pull on the object, and sent RJ falling onto his back. He looked up to see a very angry Dawn, breathing extremely heavily.
His blood ran cold with fear as he gulped. "D-Dawn, buddy, no need to do anything raaAAAAAAASHHHHH OH GOD!"
Dawn picked up RJ by his legs and began swinging him around, before letting go and launching him out of the bubble, right into the chalkboard beside the Professor. He impacted it with a loud *THUD.*
Ventis and BraveCole looked at the battered Hunter. "You okay, champ?" He questioned.
He said nothing. He just laid there, giving the occasional twitch of pain.
BraveCole shrugged. "You wanna give it a go, Ventis?"
"But of course. I figured [i]he[/i] wouldn't be able to retrieve our things. Leave it to the warlock then, as usual."
Ventis began walking toward the bubble, and then inside it. Naturally, he was blinded, but stayed put until the effect wore off, much like RJ. He then saw Dawn.
"Dawn, I've come to collect my picture. If you would so kindl-"
[b][i]"NO!"[/i][/b] She screamed, charging Ventis.
"Wait, what on earth are you- OOF!" Dawn jumped up in the air mid stride and dropkicked Ventis straight into his chest, sending him flying into the chalkboard, impacting it the same way RJ did.
He laid on the floor beside his fellow classmate, as he heard him chuckle. "Hehe.. I too love karma.. hahaha- oh, -blam!-, it hurts to laugh.." RJ choked out.
BraveCole sighed. "Guys. Think. Use your heads."
RJ stumbled up, as he heard this . "You're right.. I see now. Yaaaaahhhhh!!" RJ literally charged head first into the bubble as he shouted. A few loud hits were heard, along with the pained screams of RJ. BraveCole winced as he heard them.
Half of RJ's body appeared out of the bubble randomly, as he started to claw at the floor. "NO! PLEASE! STOP, NOOOOOOOO!!!" He yelled, as Dawn grabbed him by the legs and pulled him back in, pummeling him some more. A few moments passed as he was once again slung out of the bubble, and back where he started.
Ventis then got back up, and had an idea. "Use our heads.. hmm. Yes, I think I understand."
"Oh? You do?" BraveCole said.
"Yes. Using our heads. It means we must talk this out with Dawn, and retrieve our items peacefully."
"Um.. no, I mean-"
"I'll handle this." Ventis said, confidently. He quietly walked in the bubble.
BraveCole blinked as he waited for Ventis to return. A few moments passed, and Ventis quietly walked back out, however his armor was in tatters.
"Professor?" He asked.
"Hm?"
"The body has 206 bones, correct?"
"That's correct."
"Well, I'm 94% sure at least 179 of mine are broken." He said, slumping onto the floor.
[b][i]"STAY. OUT. OF. MY. BUBBLE."[/i][/b] Dawn's voiced echoed, sounding almost demonic.
"Guys," BraveCole sighed. [b][i]"Use your heads. Together.[/i][/b] A Defender in their bubble will almost always win a 1v1, but if you [i]work together,[/i] then it's a guaranteed GG. [i]Think."[/i]
RJ and Ventis got up and they both exhaled. "Alright.." RJ breathed.
"I think I have a plan." Ventis said to RJ.
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah. I'll activate radiance and I'll circle the bubble throwing Solar Grenades and while she's distracted, you charge in with your Arc blade."
"Sounds like a plan. This is so going in my montage."
BraveCole smiled. His pupils were learning.
Ventis wasted no time and immediately activated his radiance, heading for the bubble and throwing his sun-like grenades. He ran around and around, throwing grenades the entire time, much to the annoyance of Dawn.
[b][i]"What are you doing!?! Stop it!"[/i][/b] She yelled.
"Oh, I'm sorry. Am I being a pest?" Ventis chuckled.
Dawn just growled as she watched the Warlock literally run circles around her. Her vision outside of the bubble was being blocked by his flames, and there was nothing she could do.
"Don't worry, baby. Daddy's coming." RJ whispered to himself, referring to his cloak. He went into Arcblade, electricity erupting from his body. As Dawn's back was turned, Ventis yelled.
"Now, RJ!"
RJ, as quickly as lighting, dashed into the bubble, blind as shit, and in the fraction of a second, managed to snatch the belongings right from Dawn. He appeared on the outside on the other side of the bubble, in front of his teacher.
"Mission accomplished." He smirked. He gave the photo to Ventis and they both fist-bumped.
Dawn's bubble disappeared, and she stood there, shaking. She looked at her hands and realized she had lost. "D-Did.. Did I.. *sniff* lose..?" She said, her normal, timid voice had returned.
"No. All of you passed." BraveCole said, clapping his hands. "Ventis, RJ. You managed to put aside your differences and use your Light together as one. And Dawn, you actually managed to not be a god damn pus- er, I mean, to put aside your fears and be a true Defender. I'm proud of all of you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I left a half eaten bagel in my ship and it's been driving me nuts ever since introductions. Be right back."
The Three Guardians simply smiled at each other.
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I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
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12 답변Anybody remember Dawn for Pokemon diamond and pearl? I think she died and became a guardian. No wonder she has anger management issues!!! And is a terrible Titan.
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3 답변[quote]And Dawn, you actually managed to not be a god damn pus- er, I mean, to put aside your fears and be a true Defender[/quote] I'm dying
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4 답변Reported. For making Hunters look stupid. [spoiler][i]we can take care of that very nicely on our own, thank you very much [/i][/spoiler]
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Neat, this one in particular gives a reflection of real school and encourages teamwork, while still being funny. That's very hard to do, teach a lesson to the readers while maintaining a dinamic like that, in other words really great job dude. U should write more.
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1 답변Yesterday a defender thought he was slick. He popped his bubble, I waved, he waved, he inched closer to me ready to shotgun me, so as he ran, I jumped and shotgunned him. Then I cheered for him and his bravery. Too bad I won.
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2 답변This is great but I can't help but wonder why Vents didn't just destroy her bubble with a Nova Bomb
