I agree with all of those! -blam!- half my friends are republican

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This made me snort air through my nose.

I actually semi agree with most of these things. -as far as I know Obama didn't majorly from ck out he US, meaning he was at least OK (I'm Canadian so I really don't know) -so far we've only heard trump speak so we don't know what he's REALLY gonna try to do in office and if it's going to be that insane, but we know his stance on many things, and I personally disagree on a lot of his stances. -that's a given for both sides. Not everyone conforms to the perfect stereotype of each side -while abortion IS NOT A GOOD THING, it should still be legal IMO if your -blam!-ed or something. If you just decide to do it without precautions and end up prego, I don't believe you should be able to abort. If your -blam!-ed, that's another story

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