I always was impressed that even the Sleeper Simulant looks like a marshmallow against a Cabal shield. Seriously, with their physics-breaking-literally-invincibility powers the Cabal Shields should be the Guardians weapon of choice. Or maybe make armor out of them. Or fashion a gun that fires sharp shards of Cabal shields at the enemies, flachette style. (wait a second... Bungie! new exotic heavy idea!!) If you'd like to check out the rest of the Destiny parody animation, here's the link- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNJ_mdQuS5g But seriously, Cabal shields? Who hasn't flown 400 feet in the air on Mars? Good times...