I'd like to correct the community in it's assumption that Rahndel in the Wrath of the Machine raid is [i]the[/i] Kell of Kells Randal the Vandal. He is not. Let's delve deeper into this. We first need to recognize what makes Randal who he is and who Rahndel actually is.
So, I hit the pavement of Old Russia and found the elusive Randal the Vandal for an interview to ask him about the imposter that is posing as him in the new raid. I was able to contact him through learning the Fallen language and reading markings across the Cosmodrome. I deciphered his email to be RandaltheMFVandal420@vandalmail.com. So, I sent him a message asking for an interview. He replied with instructions on how to find him.
He was very difficult to find because in order to find him I needed to use [i]all[/i] the SIVA offerings at once on a special door to a fortified building hidden deep in the Cosmodrome. I'm not going to reveal it's location for privacy reasons (even though I gave you his Vandal-mail account). Anyways, Randal told me how to carry more than 1 SIVA offering by coaching me through email on how to [u]pick up more than one thing with my hands.[/u] It was a grueling process that took weeks to master, but I was determined and eventually succeeded. Here is the interview.
Randal the Vandal Interview:
LxGhostSniperxL: " So, the legend himself has invited me to make his case against the imposter? What an honor and a pleasure. Thank you for inviting me and not obliterating me."
Randal: "It is an honor to find a guardian that doesn't t-bag the bodies of my [i]fallen[/i] (Lol) brothers after obliterating them. I hope this interview can clear my name."
LxGhostSniperxL: "Well, let's get started then. So, do you know who your imposter in the new Wrath of the Machine raid is?"
Randal: "Unfortunately, I do. He was my brother."
LxGhostSniperxL: "Oh, gosh. I had no idea you had a brother. His death must be quite a blow to the family."
*Randal's grip on one of his Gjallarhorns tightens and he looks away*
Randal: "His name was Rahndel. He was no brother to me or my family. He was a delinquent. My father Rondall, bless his ether, was always yelling at Rahndel to stop hanging around his fanatical friends and go become Kell, like me. But, he didn't listen. He always had to "do it his own way". And, when one of his buddies Aksis found SIVA he fell victim to his own idiocy and joined the Splicers. That traitor. He got what he deserved."
LxGhostSniperxL: "You seem to have very negative feelings towards your brother. Would you like to expand on those thoughts or is it too personal?"
Randal: "While I would like to divulge the details about the excrement of a brother that is Rahndel, I can't. He was still my brother, and I would like to preserve a little bit of his honor as part of the Randal family. But, that won't stop me from making fun of your fellow guardians that think that Rahndel was [i]me.[/i] Really?"
LxGhostSniperxL: "Well, you have to admit, his name was very similar to yours and he was more difficult to kill than any normal Vandal."
Randal: "Yeah, but that doesn't excuse the fact that his name [i]was[/i] different. I mean, would guardians think you and IIGhostxSniperII were the same person? I think not. Plus, Rahndel had the audacity to call himself "the Perfected". What a tool."
LxGhostSniperxL: " That is true. I also don't think anyone expected you to be killed so easily."
Randal: "Exactly. Everyone knows I'm 10 feet tall, have 4 Gjallarhorns (one for each arm) and 3 yellow health bars. Did Rahndel have any of that? No. Sometimes I really question you guardians and your intelligence."
*Randal looks at his Servitor themed watch and turns to me*
Randal: "I'm going to have to cut this interview short. I have dinner tonight with my mother Randella. We're going to discuss how we are going to divide Rahndel's stuff up. He's got a nice skiff with vinyl flooring."
LxGhostSniperx: "That's quite alright. You gave me the information I needed. Now I can tell everyone who Rahndel really was and that you are still alive."
Randal: "I hope this clears my name. I'll see you in 8 years when the final raid for Destiny comes out and I'm the final boss. No one will win."
*Randel whispers to himself, "they still don't realize that I'm the Darkness."*
LxGhostSniperxL: "What was that?"
Randal: "Oh, nothing. Now I really must be going."
*Randal shoots his four Gjallarhorns at the ground all at once and uses the propulsion to fly through the roof of the secret building and the interview ends.*
Well, I hope that clears up who Rahndel really was and why we still need to watch out for Randal. He's still out there. Watching. Waiting for the right time to strike.
-
2 답변
-
55 답변작성자: ABefuddledLion 9/26/2016 1:15:50 PMIt's interesting, you claim to have interviewed the once and almighty Randal the Vandal. And yet, you know nothing of his true story. This "Randal" you have spoken to claims to be the original; but those of us who faced the True Randal know this "interview" to be pure bullhonky. Randal has never had four Gjallarhorns. He always carried only one. One almighty, vex time-warping, darkness-infused, Guardian blasting Bjallarhorn. He used his other three arms to choke the life out of three man fireteams that felt brave enough to face him. He never required his Bjallarhorn to kill us. He would manually extinguish the traveler's light from the zombified bodies of these guardians and then fire off his Bjallarhorn into the air to signal their deaths (much like the cannons from The Hunger Games. Suzanne Collins actually got the idea for the cannons from the one and only time she played Destiny and had the misfortune of running into Randal). This "Randal" you spoke to claims to be the son of Rondel and Randella. This is just false. Randal was not born of the loins of mere vandals. He was infused with his power by the Darkness and a being we all know as Xylar the Timeless. You see, Xylar imbued Randal with one of his own tears. Causing Randal to gain ultimate power over all vandals and the ability to wield Bjallarhorn. Xylar showed himself to only select fireteams who braved the Vault of Glass. And only if they were able to kill Atheon with nothing but throwing knives. Some charlatans have claimed that they not only faced Xylar, but that they somehow killed The Timeless God. Those of us who have seen the awesome power that Xylar wields know that this is pure tomfoolery. There is no "killing" Xylar. The closest we came was the last time that a three man team descended into the Vault of Glass. They were able to destroy Atheon without to much struggle (of course using only smoke bombs). Xylar appeared only for a moment and he spoke these words: "You three have impressed me. I shall see you in five years time. Be ready. For you may be legend now, and they say legends never die, but I have killed legends. I have added their marks to my sword. Steel yourselves, Guardians. A true battle awaits." In the time since that incident we have learned that Xylar was not only not an enemy that the Bungie Devs had coded in, but also that he is an actual being. Far beyond the reaches of our solar system, past the Oort Cloud lies a planet that once only glimpsed once in the history of humanity. We do not know the makeup of this planet, we barely even know what spectrum of light it gives off. All we know is that a mysterious signal was beamed to earth from this planet. The signal carried a single name: Xylar. While you claim to have interviewed Randal. We know that you have lied. We know that the true Randal the Vandal would never have the time to sit down with a lowly guardian such as yourself. It is likely that the true Randal sent Greg the Dreg (a dreg much larger and more powerful than any that we have seen) to act in his place. And Greg may have taken some authoritative license with what he told you. Be wary guardian. Xylar has seen our might tested. He knows where our allegiances lie. And he is coming. At his right hand, stands Randal. Waiting to bury our light beneath the heat and destruction of his Bjallarhorn.
-
1 답변작성자: awallo 9/27/2016 5:20:42 PM
-
3 답변
-
1 답변
-
I knew it! Randal would NEVER spell his like that. And 'perfected'? What is he, Cell from DBZ? No, he's Randal the Vandal, the True Kell of Kells! A fallen Vandal that eats Wolfpack rounds for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert. Rahndal, the 'perfected' can barely take bullets from Dreg's Promise. Nice try Rahndal, but you ain't tricking us.
-
2 답변I didn't read any of the interview coz I know it's fake, randal would've killed you in a second, then revived you so he can kill you again, gosh reporters these days making up fake stories just to get more readers, where is your journalistic integrity good sir?!!
-
1 답변
-
2 답변
-
12 답변
-
1 답변작성자: Avenus 9/27/2016 3:54:44 AMI believe you completely. I've seen many a Randal of imposterish nature but they always forget bullets to the face is all the confirmation needed. It is a simple test, if they die at any point they are imposters. If I use all my three types of ammo, my super, my grenade and my melee charges then they are not Randal as I shouldn't have survived long enough to shoot them at all. I also have Frank the Shank's pager number just in case. It was not easy to get, but I will say it involved dual wielding both shields of Aegis outside the Vault. Had to find a way to convert my face into a laser gun too, some boring priest guy found a way to do it with a gun but I didn't want to copy a such a lowly being in fear of insulting Randal by not taking Frank's trial seriously.
-
8 답변
-
2 답변You forgot to ask him about his computer! Frank the Shank! And what about his butler, Greg the Dreg!
-
1 답변
-
2 답변Where can you find Randhel? I searched all around the server room, I thought that's where he was.