So, if you play Crucible
Who am I kidding, Crucible is this game's life support.
When you play Crucible, you've probably bagged yourself a "Spare Change.25". A legendary pulse rifle. And why is it called "Spare Change.25" you may ask?
Because that's all the god damn gun is worth.
It's a high impact pulse rifle that requires timing and perfect precision, but yOU CAN'T GET PERFECT PRECISION BECAUSE THE BASTARD PULLS TO THE UPPER LEFT/RIGHT.
What kind of recoil is this? Does firing this gun dislocate my guardian's shoulder everytime he shoots it?
In all seriousness though. The only perk that makes this gun somewhat usable, is Counterbalance. But not even Counterbalance will make this piece of shit worth the effort. Literally any other pulse rifle can do what the Spare Change can do except it'll be easier on your shoulders.
I would rather be rewarded an actually quarter than this gun. Hell, I would rather it [i]shoot[/i] quarters.
The description says [i]Keep it.[/i] Just like that.
Either it's saying [i]Keep It[/i] because Bungie believes that this gun totally doesn't perform like elephant shit, or its saying it because having this gun in the loot table puts too much internal strain on the system, pulling all the data files to the upper left corner like its recoil, and the game has no other choice but to dump it into our inventory.
"But I use the spare change because DURRR I haz a gawd roll spare change with extra pennies DURRR"
Look. I don't care about your god roll, because if I were to give this thing wolfpack rounds, Dreg's Promise would still outperform it. Without any ammo.
It's that bad.
Shit gun.
[spoiler] Should I keep doing these weapon reviews? Let me know.[/spoiler]
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These reviews are hilarious, and it's hard to get me laughing let alone chuckle. [quote]Either it's saying [i]Keep It[/i] because Bungie believes that this gun totally doesn't perform like elephant shit, or its saying it because having this gun in the loot table puts too much internal strain on the system, pulling all the data files to the upper left corner like its recoil, and the game has no other choice but to dump it into our inventory "But I use the spare change because DURRR I haz a gawd roll spare change with extra pennies DURRR" Look. I don't care about your god roll, because if I were to give this thing wolfpack rounds, Dreg's Promise would still outperform it. Without any ammo.[/quote] That is good keep that humor, it's perfect.
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You know most weapons pull upward during firing, right? Many go to the upper right since they're being held in a right handed position. Some simply go straight up die to the games mechanics and perks that allow better recoil control ( it's easier to control upward draw than diagonal movement). Some of this is closer to actual dynamics and others are simply game physics. Most games have this mix of fiction/nonfiction physics.
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People had this debate back when Messenger was the best pvp gun in the game. People compared the two, but in reality there is no comparison. Messenger shoots straight, Spare Change pulls hard so all 3 bullets never hit from any kind of range.
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3 답변I just got another one with Danger Close and Last Resort from Shaxx weekly. No stability in middle tree F M L
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1 답변I have a spare change with secret round, counterbalance and glass half full. It's alright but I don't think it's god awful. I've used worse guns.
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7 답변In Times of Need does need removed. Spare Change doesn't. I'm currently trying to get one with perks like counterbalance, braced frame and Headseeker. That would be cool.
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19 답변작성자: E-Sentinel 9/5/2016 10:13:37 PMMine woth Counterbalance and Hand-Laid stock two bursts if every bullet is a head shot. Bungie isn't gonna give you perfect intrinsic stability on a two burst weapon.
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I enjoy your posts. All of them. But I would say don't go so fast with them. It's not spam. It's that you gotta keep an even keel of supply and demand. That and you don't want to run out of ideas or dilute yourself by being overly ambitious. All in all though, I appreciate your content!
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5 답변This post makes me miss my OG Hopscotch Pilgrim.. Almost exactly one year ago they nerfed it. Im almost certain that to this day, it is the only weapon that has ever received an archetype change as a nerf.