Yeah, y'all read the title. So if you're gonna be like, "This post offends me," I've got just the solution for you. Hit the back button in the top left corner and go read something else. But think about it! What did Jesus do? He rose from beyond death!!! And he had to have been wearing the purifier robes! Why? He disoriented all the Roman guards near his tomb!!! Then he started flinging grenades everywhere!! Wait, no, different story. Anyhow...That's right! Rock on Jesus with the true radiance. Edit: And as someone else said, he then put on the light beyond nemesis and racked up a bunch of medic medals from reviving all them saints!! Haha, love it!! Edit 2: Man, so many responses! This is awesome! Some weren't the prettiest, lol, but that's alright. I'm pretty darn tired of typing so I'm probably not gonna be able to respond to all the posts. Y'all have fun beating each other up! Or just me... ;) Edit 3: To everyone that can't just laugh and smile but HAVE to be offended and intolerant, this post has gotten 70+ likes and 1000+ comments! Good job, y'all!