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작성자: JesusDied4uBro
8/27/2016 11:08:27 PM
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Jesus Was a Sunsinger
Yeah, y'all read the title. So if you're gonna be like, "This post offends me," I've got just the solution for you. Hit the back button in the top left corner and go read something else.
But think about it! What did Jesus do? He rose from beyond death!!!
And he had to have been wearing the purifier robes! Why? He disoriented all the Roman guards near his tomb!!!
Then he started flinging grenades everywhere!! Wait, no, different story.
Anyhow...That's right! Rock on Jesus with the true radiance.
Edit: And as someone else said, he then put on the light beyond nemesis and racked up a bunch of medic medals from reviving all them saints!! Haha, love it!!
Edit 2: Man, so many responses! This is awesome! Some weren't the prettiest, lol, but that's alright. I'm pretty darn tired of typing so I'm probably not gonna be able to respond to all the posts. Y'all have fun beating each other up! Or just me... ;)
Edit 3: To everyone that can't just laugh and smile but HAVE to be offended and intolerant, this post has gotten 70+ likes and 1000+ comments! Good job, y'all!
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4 답변Uh oh you said "Jesus"! I can hear the thundering hooves of the atheist trolls. They cannot abide a believer. They're like people on a low carb diet who goes to Cross Fit. Everyone has to know about it.
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9 답변What else do Jesus and Sunsingers have in common? [i]They don't exist![/i] [spoiler]Sorry to be "that guy," but I saw the chance and had to take it. I may be atheist, but I respect the right for others to follow their own faith.[/spoiler]
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21 답변Whats the differece between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? [spoiler]it only takes one nail to hang the picture[/spoiler] #atheism.
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1 답변You know, I once heard about this girl who lied to her boyfriend about how she got pregnant. Shit escalated and now there's a whole religion.
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1 답변And even if christianity is all bull. I would still follow what the bible tells us, because unarguably it still wants us to follow a good lifestyle, and in the creation of man by Ovid, human beings were created to be above all other animals, and to be good.
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30 답변a comment from one of you below: [quote]If You don't wanna believe that God is the one true God and his son is the savior, well... have fun in Hell I guess :)[/quote] Can someone explain this to me (an agnostic)?
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1 답변I understand if you don't believe, but i don't see that as a reason to belittle others belief.
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5 답변Firstly. Religion is a lie. Mary simply had an affair and made up an elaborate story. Deal with it. Joseph had too. Secondly. Sunsingers are built for people who cannot help dying in raids. Play as a Hunter and Titan learn how to not die then go back to Warlock and play as a Voidwalker. Nova bomb has so much more utility than the ability to self resurrect. Major enemies seem a lot less scary when you have a miniature nuke up your sleeve. If you die. Stay dead. You probably deserved it. Just sayin. And for those who will say "but locks can clutch moments where the whole team dies!" just like all my friends used to say, I'll say this. If you all die start again. I guarantee you don't do that shit next time around.
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9 답변작성자: StrikeKing023 8/26/2016 8:59:12 PM
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2 답변Wouldn't be be a wedlock?... The whole resurrection thing and all....kinda the warlocks whole M.O. ya know? ...jus sayin'.
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3 답변작성자: Silent 8/26/2016 9:00:11 PM
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80 답변Why is this post full of aethiests? God should smite you all off the face of the Earth.
