This is what Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs would look like if it was set in America.
Random internet nerd jacks off to midget porn and ends up getting a poisoned doughnut through the mail.
This one time my neighbors (who are total shitheads, by the way) threw away one of their brat's dirty diapers by tossing it into our yard. The next morning, they found that same diaper stuffed into their mailbox.
