The words of the immortal Caboose "Look! More sleeping people! It must be naptime! But who has naptime now? Nap time comes before pants time, not after. I think these people are just making up times."
[spoiler]Everyone he is talking about is dead. [/spoiler]
"Yeah my dad always said why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
"Andy, you should try counting to calm down. I like counting backwards from ten.
Ten.
Nine.
Eight.
Seven."