As they take out the coffin (lid off) I want the band to start playing [i]Pop Goes The Weasel[/i] really slowly. Have the anticipation build and it goes slower. Right at the end when it hits "Pop goes the weasel!" It plays really fast and Mr. Met (The NY Met's mascot) pops out of my predug grave. It surprises everyone (looking at my body) except the trombonist. He runs up to Mr. Met (climbing out of a 6 foot grave) and hits him with the trombone. The group carrying my casket then runs and throws it in the whole, covering Mr. Met in 160 pounds of dead me and 200 pounds of solid chocolate making up the casket. Everyone then hastily buries Mr. Met alive while the band plays [i]It's a Wonderful World[/i] by Louis Armstrong. Then the funereal continues normally. Any questions?