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6/4/2016 8:00:45 PM
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Make Me Laugh Win a Game Code! (Xbox 1 or Xbox 360)
I was going through my messages on xbox live and noticed I still have game codes for Rainbow Six Vegas 1 and 2 from when I bought R6S. I already own both games and none of my friends are interested.
Here are the rules:
No copy pastas
Nothing graphic
Nothing that can get you banned (fg*, pr0nz, etc.)
First place will get to choose which one of the 2 games they would like, and 2nd place gets the other one. Contest will end Tomorrow, June 5th at noon EST. Best of luck
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5 답변작성자: Kronus 6/6/2016 3:22:27 AM
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3 답변Pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. Bartender says, "hey buddy, you got a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch". Pirate reply, "aarrggh, it's drivin me nuts!" [spoiler]already own the games[/spoiler]
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6 답변What's the difference between a black man and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child. What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family. What's a similarity between a black man and a hurricane? It only takes one to destroy a community. [spoiler]Kappa[/spoiler] [spoiler]Two of these I made up and the other one a friend told me.[/spoiler]
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3 답변작성자: rocketgowhoosh 6/6/2016 12:49:39 AMHopefully how lucky I got at the end will make you laugh. [spoiler]Hawk I love you.[/spoiler]
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Last one promise Cowboys has new job many miles from town. Asks Forman, what/where can I go to relieve my tension (sex)? Forman tells him to use the water barrel out back. Cowboy goes to barrel, sees hole, with note " place Penis here". He does and several minutes later tension is gone. Cowboy thanks Forman, and is told he can use it 24/7 everyday but Wednesdays. Why not Wednesdays? Cowboy asks. Forman responds, "Wednesday is your day in the barrel".
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What is the difference between a lamborghini and a bag full of dead babies? [spoiler]i dont have a lambotghini[/spoiler] How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [spoiler]noone knows. We cant count them in the dark[/spoiler]
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4 답변I challenge you to a rap battle. You ready? A, b, c, d, e, f, g... [spoiler]Someone should've told you not to fuсk with me. [/spoiler] [spoiler]*whacks you in the face with a shovel*[/spoiler]
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4 답변작성자: cS Annihilate 6/5/2016 1:51:42 AM
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작성자: Shelly 6/5/2016 3:59:24 AMSo, 2 farmers are working on a field. Number 1 days "Hey, I gotta take a piss.." Number 2 replies "Shit, me too..." Both of them go to the bridge a couple of yards away and they start takin a piss off of the edge over a creek... So, they are both standing there, pissing and farmer number 1 says "Hey, this water is cold..." Number 2 says "Yea! Deep too!" XD Get it?! [spoiler] Obvious joke is obvious... [/spoiler]
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1 답변How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? When was the last time a feminist changed something? Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Cuz shes a woman. [spoiler]I have the gesture thanx anyway.[/spoiler]
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2 답변What's worse than having Obama as president? Having trump and Hillary leading in the current election. Why don't sharks attack black people? They think it's whale shit. [spoiler]inb4 I'm racist. Calm down SJWs it's an old joke.[/spoiler]
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1 답변Canada: we advise you adjust your course 15 degrees to the south America: we advise you adjust your course 15 degrees to the north Canada we strongly advise you adjust your course 15 degrees to the south America: this is a U.S. Navy vessel and we advise you adjust your course 15 degrees to the north Canada: we again advise you adjust your course to the south America: this is the U.S.S. Lincoln, the second largest vessel in the Atlantic fleet. With us we have 3 cruisers, 3 destroys and a support vessel and we will take offensive measures to ensure the safety of this fleet Canada: it's a light house. Your call.
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3 couples want to marry. They meet with priest, who says," we will meet next week, NO SEX!" A week goes by, one couple confesses, they went away, and ended up having sex. The priest says "I can't marry you". To the other couples, "We will meet next week, NO SEX!" And another week another sin,and we're down to our final couple. Again the priest says" next week and NO SEX! Couple show up and explain that everything was fine, until "she bent over for a can of green beans, and I couldn't resist" said the man. The priest said, "I can't marry you!". The man said, "that's OK, we can't shop at the A&P anymore".
