Today guardian we have great news on the way the game will be balanced from here on out. We have heard your cries, we made these changes all based on community complaints and feedback. and we believe that this is the best step in making the game more enjoyable over all. Weapons changes: -After the update all weapons will fire foam darts at your opponents. These darts do no damage, cause the screen to shake violently. Hopefully after firing enough your opponent will just give up. Rockets of course will be bigger foam projectiles, but will still have the same effect. No longer will you have to worry about that pesky Doctrine of Passing user or the snipers with their 1000-yard Stares. -Swords of course are made of foam pool tubes that you can whack each other over the head with. Melee change: -We have heard many complaints lately about all the pesky melee and melee skill causing such discourse in the game. Our way of handling it was to remove all unique melees and give every guardian a pair of Sock'em Boppers on their hands. Now you have that fair fist fight you always wanted without all that bothersome electricity, fire, and darkness. -Shoulder charge will now also deploy an airbag from the striker's knee or shoulder depending position as to not harm the player it is projected at, it will merely shove them forward now. Supers: -Nova Bomb is now just a large dodge ball that when it hits a guardian it just put them in time out -Radiance heals everyone in game and revives everyone to be fair. -Storm Trance will now lightly tickle and irritate the players with static electricity -Fist of Havoc will just make the player bounce a few times -Ward of Dawn is still a bubble, but gives no one any offensive buffs. -Hammer of Sol will just throw out large, brightly color squeaky hammers -Golden Gun shoots plastic b.b.gun pellets (guardians wear metal/metalic fiber armors, so no injuries) -Arc Blades are now just aluminum foil blades that just make a satisfying crinkling noise when you hit someone. -Shadow shot pulls everyone together, but does nothing more. Grenades: -After this update your Guardian will no longer throw tools of amazing destruction, instead you will just throw colored water balloons (each color represented as the element they would normally stand for) at one another. This will do nothing, but demoralize those that are hit. All according changes will take place in PVE as well, we don't want anything to happen in the game that would surprise the players after all. Edit: Can't even make a joke post with the salt miners having their say.