I like to record gameplay videos in case something cool/terrible/glitchy happens while I am playing. If I decide a video is a keeper, I rename it and drop it into my Destiny (total stripper/porno name) folder.
Soooo, my wife was in my office the other day and I must have left my Destiny folder open on the desktop with file names like "From Behind #1, From Behind #2, From Behind #3" "Double Exotics" and "Hammered Hard."
Later that night, we are getting ready for bed and, I kid you not, here comes the "So who is Destiny" questions and the "like it from behind and hammered hard?" comments.
Pro-Tip: DO NOT LAUGH when this happens. It just makes it worse.
(I had to explain the game, and show her the videos to get out of it.)
True story. Please, feel free to laugh at my expense. :^)
[i][b]*EDIT* [/b][/i]
For the few people that say "[i]funny but fake[/i]" or stuff like "[i]your wife should know what games you are playing or heard of Destiny by now[/i]" here's the deal: I'm 47 and I've been married for 26 years. Like most of you, I play a lot of video games but my wife could care less which games they are...there is no "Destiny," "The Division" "Overwatch" or "DOOM"...they are just "video games" to her.
It's the same way with our cars, I have a restored big block 1970 Camaro (she has a 1971 El Camino) that I am always working on, upgrading and tweaking. She sees me under the hood all the time, she might even know that I am replacing a carburetor, etc. etc. but she couldn't tell you what make / model / brand of the carb I am installing. It's the same thing with video games.
[URL=http://www.hardocp.com/images/news/1464045137DuqDWC49KN_1_1.jpg]Me and my wife's muscle cars[/URL]
That...and after 26 years of marriage...she's definitely a keeper. ;)
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1 답변My wife plays with me so I can't relate. You might be jealous.. But she's better then me, it's frustrating. Lol
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7 답변작성자: Young Visionary 5/22/2016 11:37:28 PMPlease downvote this. I don't want to see "Porn" everytime I decide to hop on the Destiny forums. Also, couldn't your wife clearly see the Earth in the background of all your folders? So why even bother asking about Destiny. And considering the amount of folders you have its safe to assume your girlfriend has seen you play "Destiny" many, many times. Therefore I conclude this story is: false.
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i would've laughed. i would've laughed until the roosters crowed, then i would have laughed s'more. I would've waited until the divorce hearing come around, and then do a dramatic not-how-it-works-in-real-life-but-this-is-how-its-done-on-tv-surprise-evidence, showing what the destiny folder is. ....aaaaaaaaand thats why im single T_T
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2 답변10/10 Try explaining to the 43 year old Baptist girlfriend "choke on that d*ck, choke on it!" when you thought you hung up and are neck and neck in IB.