I like to record gameplay videos in case something cool/terrible/glitchy happens while I am playing. If I decide a video is a keeper, I rename it and drop it into my Destiny (total stripper/porno name) folder.
Soooo, my wife was in my office the other day and I must have left my Destiny folder open on the desktop with file names like "From Behind #1, From Behind #2, From Behind #3" "Double Exotics" and "Hammered Hard."
Later that night, we are getting ready for bed and, I kid you not, here comes the "So who is Destiny" questions and the "like it from behind and hammered hard?" comments.
Pro-Tip: DO NOT LAUGH when this happens. It just makes it worse.
(I had to explain the game, and show her the videos to get out of it.)
True story. Please, feel free to laugh at my expense. :^)
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For the few people that say "[i]funny but fake[/i]" or stuff like "[i]your wife should know what games you are playing or heard of Destiny by now[/i]" here's the deal: I'm 47 and I've been married for 26 years. Like most of you, I play a lot of video games but my wife could care less which games they are...there is no "Destiny," "The Division" "Overwatch" or "DOOM"...they are just "video games" to her.
It's the same way with our cars, I have a restored big block 1970 Camaro (she has a 1971 El Camino) that I am always working on, upgrading and tweaking. She sees me under the hood all the time, she might even know that I am replacing a carburetor, etc. etc. but she couldn't tell you what make / model / brand of the carb I am installing. It's the same thing with video games.
[URL=http://www.hardocp.com/images/news/1464045137DuqDWC49KN_1_1.jpg]Me and my wife's muscle cars[/URL]
That...and after 26 years of marriage...she's definitely a keeper. ;)
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5 답변You should of led her on, let her make an ass out of herself, and then showed her the evidence of your innocence... No one likes making an ass out of themselves, or falsely accussing someone, it would of prevented all future attempts to call you out without solid evidence... But mostly it would of been super funny... Thinking like this may result in being single, lol...
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4 답변작성자: Brick 5/22/2016 7:52:16 AMI had something really similar happen to me lol. Back when this game came out I was debating buying it while conversing via text with my friends. I left my phone open to the conversation, and the only text on the screen that I had sent was "Idk man, I'm not sure Destiny is worth it..". My gf legit comes running into the kitchen w this super pissed off look on her face, holds my phone out, and says "Who the fu[i]c[/i]k is Destiny?!?" I immediately laughed, and it absolutely made it worse.
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1 답변Sad that your wife cannot handle you watching porn. What a sad relationship that must be.
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1 답변Clickbait title and funny content, you sir should be a youtuber. [spoiler]Btw funniest thing ive seen all week and im on ifunny daily :P[/spoiler]
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1 답변Imagine if your children (if you have any) read it and asked their mother "mummy, what does getting hammered mean?"