I used to work with two female employee for two years I did 95% of the work myself as they were not good in IT related job so they only did the data inputting. I worked overtime every weekend and even during the week sometimes. After two years my boss was going to give me a raise but the other two complained as thats sexist so he didn't give me the raise. I left the job and git to know that the two of them were fired a few weeks after. Does this count?

What? Like how i cant join my local police force as theres not enough women? My dream job since i was 7? Met every requirement but i do wear glasses because of my eye and i was told we arent diverse enough to accept more males. So -blam!- right off

I was on the bus one day, asserting my supernatural penis powers by doing the splits with no pants on and taking up seats. A fat, decrepit woman was wearing a shirt that said "Man Killer" and drinking from a cup that said male tears, though we all knew it was really just gatorade. She was fat and disgusting, and every time she walked her queefs would cause children to suffocate, not from the smell but because her fat hairy dykegina was specifically designed to immediately abort anything under the age of 2 years old. She came up to me, the smell of her body reaching down her braided hairy pits. She pulled out her menstrual blood covered cookie, beginning to eat it. She stopped at the first bite however as she saw my clear display of male dominance. Reaching down her sixe XXXXXXXXXXL pants, the abomination pulls out a tampon, dripping with her own horrifying red body fluids, smearing it on her face as if it was war paint. After this deed was done, she angrily stared at me with the fury of her hormone fueled emotions. "EXCUSE ME SIR I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMYN AND YOU ARE OPRESSING ME WITH YOUR GENITALIA." I calmly looked up at her, my manliness rippling through my penis and growing a face on the glans. I was silent, deep in my masculine meditation, and thus my penis spoke. "Tell me, how can you explain the disrepancy in the data that proves the wage gap. Tell me how all men are rapists and women cannot when there are many reports of female sexual predators using young boys for their own sick desires? Tell me, how can you prove the existence of the patriarchy when you refuse to earn the education required for a high paying job?" The monster was slowly falling apart, mentally and physically, slowly beginning to melt into the floor with a hiss as my penis called out the feminist hypocrisy and lies. Around me, the men started to applaud, their own penises coming out of their pants and beginning to chant "All rights, not women's rights!" and "Down with the matriarchy!" I put on my pants and I left the bus. I went home and turned on Destiny, the honest game where men and women are truly equal in the fight againt the darkness of the feminazi agenda.

Dude. Please fix that sentance

The bathroom at my office isn't compatible with my attack helicopter needs.