For those who have been aware of recent events concerning the Ninjas, it has been noted that Index was nowhere to be found since a few days before 4/17, but has appeared just a few hours ago. When asked where he was for this time period, the famed Ninja stated that he went on a [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/203127390/0/0/1]"bathroom break"[/url]. According to scientists from Oxford University, the average bathroom break does not even take a tenth of the length of time Index had been gone. It could be very likely that Index had acquired irritable bowel syndrome, and has suffered from excruciatingly long periods of diarrhea for the last two weeks. After doing some research, researchers at the Institute of Offtopic have concluded that Index's true identity is: [url=http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Johnny_Sasaki]Johnny Sasaki[/url].