So I was browsing the Xbox Store and ran across this game called Soda Drinker Pro. Just released on Xbox One, already been available for like a year on Steam. What the ever loving -blam!- is this shit?!?!?! I swear to God the kid in this trailer is the actual game developer. What adult in their right mind (I know, I know) would develop such an insanely stupid game?!?!?!