I've been thinking about this for a while. Like, a whole trip to the bathroom. So, in my case, it's been a [i]looong[/i] time. I don't eat healthily. Everyone's seen the game's start cutscene. Where Dinkleb...Nolandroid resurrects us from that old, rusted junkpile of a car located outside the city. Hundreds, thousands, [b]millions[/b] of us have seen this. And it makes me believe the whole story pulls together because of that moment. It's become clear to me that only one true question needs to be answered. [u]Are we clowns?[/u] I mean, really, how did all of our corpses fit into that tiny little car??? The only plausible conclusion: it was a clown car. And all of us "Guardians" [spoiler] CLOWNS [/spoiler] were in it when we died. The end. The whole game is just a poorly framed joke. No need to thank me.