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작성자: Uncle José
3/26/2016 7:32:30 PM
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Poorly Describe a Video Game Plot
Title says it all
Example:
Fat guy rescues some lady from an iguana
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The sneak ninja dude is like "OI ur shit" so you show him ur not shit so he says ey man you wanna go on a boat and you're like sure man so you go to the pirate ship and perform stealthy matrix moves but boom it's a TRAP! You gotta parkour to the end of the mission and they're like damn you're a badass sneak dude welcome man. So the big bad guys are being bad sand monkeys in the koopa kingdom somewhere in Iraq or some shit who cares anyway everyone goes super sneak and goes with the guy and "Tell me you grizzly bear insurgent now grr" and the dudes like ok man lol here so they slay some bad dogs and then go back to the sand koopa kingdom and omg bad guys are everywhere like how are we gonna catch the big bad boss that took the koopa kingdom over anyway they go all [u]PEW BANG DKDKDKDKDK[/u] on the bad sand monkeys and then are all like yes we have the big bad boss but [b][i][u]BOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEEERRRRRRBOOOOOOO BADABOOOOOOOOOOOM PSHHHHHHHH "AAAAH" WREEER "GOING DOWN!!!" -CRASH- PSHHHHH....[/u][/i][/b] so you have to use your super powers to die lamely after wasting 2 minutes crawling on the ground. Anyway so now you get to be a sky demon and see all black and white and go [i]pzzzzt boom boom Klunk BOOMPSSHH[/i] and then you do that for 30 Minutes and then you go and find big bad boss in a barn and you're like "grrrr big bad boss you're an asshole -bang- then he dies. So then you use a time machine to be swamp creatures in the most badass quest of all time and you are like sneaking like a honey badger. And then you go up into the casino royale to use a magic secret spell to cut a dudes arm off but time warp again. You're a shitty sneak swamp creature and he doesn't die. So you gotta find big bad guy boss.v2's son. So the dude obviously should have a scholarship for track because this boosh is fast. And then you catch the slippery fish man and he bye-byes himself and you're like "well a-DAYUM" so then you pretty much go on a mediocre car chase and kill some more minions then you're on a bridge and you see big bad boss.v2 and you're like oh this is badass but nope cuz big bad boss.v2 just kills 2 of your friends like what kind of fûcking game ends like this they killed the black dude racist idiots, anyway. Sneakadore passes you his wand and a cup of tea and you use your British powers to R.K.O. Big bad dude.v2 the end [spoiler]call of duty 4[/spoiler]
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4 답변작성자: PushedBean764 3/22/2016 10:45:58 AMAn elvish prettyboy named Li-Zelda steals a sword, kills a cyclops spider, a talking tree, a giant armadillo lizard thing, and the infected heart of a fish god that doesn't die even though you killed it's heart, in order to steal a bigger, better sword, that time travels him into the future, where he kills a ghost, a firebreathing flying snake, a used tampon, goes fishing, falls down a well of death to look for a magnifying glass that eats away at your soul, then kills a freaky Dark/Ghost type pokemon that likes drumming, old cranky psychic twin sisters, runs errands for a talking rock in order to repair an even bigger sword than the last one, then attacks a green geezer who insists on playing Pong, and kills a giant horny sword swinging pig demon, in order to save a blonde cross-dressing princess named Zelda who orgasms everytime Li-Zelda gets hit by rock, all because the talking tree that was killed earlier told an annoying headache of a fairy to make Li-Zelda do so.
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4 답변Zombies People with guns Are they good? They're good More people with guns Bad Zombies jump onto car Don't go out at night Modding modding modding Ziplines Thump Respawn
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You get to be a cosplayer, a filthy casual who chooses hooman in every rpg, or scrap metal and that's it Also, you can be little red riding hood, except guns and stuff, the person that has special effects powers or whatever, or the tank.
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10 답변작성자: theraputicGreen 3/20/2016 6:34:10 PM[spoiler]>Be big buff soldier guy >your best friends breaks you out of prison because everyone sucks except for you >meet general guy, he doesn't like you for shit and thinks you are less than shit for messing up and letting people die >ooh hot chick, shes small compared to you >New guy comes up >New guy dies from headshot >get thingy called resonator >wtf does this do? >more shit ensues SKIP TO THE END, >WE NUKE BUGS BY BOMBING THEM WITH LIGHT >enter next game[/spoiler] THE SEQUEL [spoiler]>exposition and trains previous new guys brother, he seems kind of competent >everyone in this hospital has lung cancer or something >surprise attack from insects >much later, new guy falls into a giant Alaskan bull worm >go in worm >new guys been eaten by parasites >life's rough buddy >EVEN FURTHER >That is one big -blam!-ing fish, let's shoot it > @enemy base, best friend finds his wife >he's delusional and she looks like a husk >he mercy kills her >sorry dude >EVEN MORE FURTHER >fight a dude with a dual chainsaw staff >steal enemy aircraft and fly back to home base >shits -blam!-ed >use living tank to blow everything to shit >super AIDS infects the tank and makes it an abomination >kill it with lasers >what now? [/spoiler] THE THIRD [spoiler]>live on a ship >best friends a farmer now >big super AIDS stalks all over >super AIDS invades ship >squashes your best friends tomatoes >now you'll pay >Ward off super AIDS for now > Captain's dead but old douche who surprise visited is still alive >he dies later don't worry >gives you a floppy disk before all this shit with the mega AIDs >I thought my dad was dead wtf is this? >fight giant fish but this time it has super AIDS AND Crabs coming out of its eye >ew >your ship blows up >MUCH LATER >your delusional best friend blows himself up to save you >rip in Spaghetti never forgetti >SKIP TO THE END >my dad infected himself with super AIDS so he can develop a cure, he died from the cure so it's bittersweet >mean lady comes up after you and friends whoop her ass >stab her and kill her, finally >skinny girl from first game is a bamf now >she wants it >you want it >New guys' oldest brother lives through this all END [/spoiler] THE PREQUEL [spoiler]LETS PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED[/spoiler]
