Bungie nerf my dik size. It's simply too big for my pants to hold. I have it laying on my chest and it's strapped by a belt to hold it.

FUSION 2 OP

nerf the internetz

This is great

Nerfing fusions fixes everything!

Bungie is going to see all this nerf fusion rifles thing, not notice that it is sarcasm, and therefore nerf bladedancers

Nerf Master Rahool

Basically what you're telling me is that we need to nerf tacos..

Fusions op

Why are there options other than fusion rifles? We all know they are the reason the game is so dry right now, they need a huge nerf. I propose a 99.94% damage reduction and damage falloff after .064587265cm. That should fix them right up. Edit: Sorry I meant it to say 999.4% damage reduction and damage falloff starting after .064587265mm. Just a bit of miscommunication on my part.

Nerf dat Gally Deej. You guys signed Destiny's death certificate with that one.

Nerf Nova Bomb... I keep killing myself with it :(

I haven't got killed by a fusion rifle yet. Compared to the Viking funeral. That's hilarious. I'm still burning. Lmao. Well done.

Okay. First, we should start bufging primary weapons instead of crying for nerfs ON SNIPERS ( seriously, the most absurd and retarded shit I've ever heard. Dont freaking nerf snipers Bungo ) and nerfs on things that were the same in y1... Nobody used mida for example. Nobody complained about warlock nades. However, arc blade got nerfed and also fusion rifles. And then, in TTK, shotguns and HoS got also nerfed. Consequently, warlock is the best class to choose at the moment. I miss legendary primaries... I miss pulse rifles. Because now, almost every legendary primary is complete GARBAGE. This is why we see only tlw's midas and doctrines. They aren't op. Just because there are only a few weapons that can compete and counter those three beasts does not mean that they are OP, but yes, that crucible needs adjustments and updates. Let's start by bringing new legendaries and buffing certain weapons, mostly legendaries. Also, bring back some year one exotics. This is how we can change... True Vanguard posted a video called Stick it to the meta. It's basically this.

Why fusions? Bungie will think we are serious and will actually nerf them... ffs

Where is nothing :) besides maybe viking funeral lmao, but maybe

All of the above please

The only decent fusion now is Thesan FR4. Literally the rest are near enough a waste, of a weapon slot.

What's a scope? And why is it exclusive to the 360?

A Hunter, Titan, and Warlock are sitting at a table. The Titan, a Sunbreaker, is seriously wounded, and has a broken arm and leg. The Warlock, a Stormcaller, is in perfect health, and is sitting as calm as can be. The Hunter is pacing around the table, thinking deeply about what should be nerfed next. Hunter:Let's see, I just got killed by a sniper... he must have been relying on that aim assist crutch! NERF SNIPER AIM ASSIST BUNGIE, OMFG!!!! Warlock:Oh, will you just shut it already! Look at poor Jim over here. Points at Titan. He can barely move from what your constant bickering did to him. Titan: Need... super... energy... Hunter: Don't even bother, Jim. Now you know how us Hunters, the master race, felt when you bitched and complained about Bladedancers for a whole year. Titan: Please... no more... nerfs... Warlock:Okay, maybe the Sunbreaker was a little O.P, but that doesn't mean every other piece of equipment in the damn game needs to be nerfed along with it! Hunter:Oh crap! Bungie is about to buff auto rifles by... 7%! Oh no, that can't happen. *grabs phone.* Warlock: What the hell are you doing? Hunter: Hey, Xur! I have a job for you. Xur: It is my will to speak to you. Hunter:You know that 7% buff to medium RoF Auto Rifles due this Tuesday? Xur: I think the cells of this body are dying... Hunter: Move the decimal point to the left a bit! Xur: My will is not my own... Hunter: *hangs up.* Weird guy... well, I just prevented a possible O.P weapon buff. What's next? Let's see, I forgot to mention something... was it handcannons? No, they got nerfed ages ago... Ah, yes, Stormcaller!! Warlock: What the hell!? I'm perfectly balanced!!! Hunter: THAT GUY JUST KILLED ME FROM WAY TOO FAR AWAY!!! IT'S SO OP!!! Warlock: I'm not overpowered, what the hell is wrong with you? Hunter: ANOTHER ONE JUST KILLED ME! WHY IS IT SO OP!!! Warlock: Shut up! Please stop, Bungie might hear you! Hunter: *pulls out megaphone*. STORMTRANCE IS WAY TOO OVERPOWERED. PLEASE NERF THEM BUNGIE, NERF THEM!!! The Titan, unnoticed to this point, suddenly turns from bright orange to light blue. His broken limbs heal themselves, and he stands up vigorously. Hunter: Jim, did you just switch subcla- *drops megaphone.* OH SH*T!! *The Titan shoulder-charges the Hunter, sending him flying into the wall.* Titan: YOU... WILL NOT... NERF... MY FRIEND!! *The Titan activates his Fist of Havoc, demolishing the Hunter, and the entire wall behind him.* Warlock: Why... why did you do that? Titan: You don't know the pain I've been through these past few days. I - I don't want you to share the same fate. *The Hunter respawns next to the Titan.* Hunter: What the hell jus- wait, that was a Fist of Panic!!!! BUNGIE, NERF THE STRIKER! Warlock: Their super wasn't even buffed, dib sh*t. Hunter: I don't care!! THEY'RE SO OP!!! Titan: What if everything you ever wanted... Warlock & Hunter:????? Titan: WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! Warlock:What in the hell are you talking about? Titan:THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! *Titan jumps in the air, then rams his knee into the Hunter's face.* Warlock:Why does he always brag about those damn things?