Where do you find the Tangent of X ? On the street, because Tan(X) has no house.

I gues you could say oryx is... ____________ [u]I[b]STRAIGHT[/b]I[/u] [u]I Outa I[/u] [u]I[b]CHILDREN[/b]I[/u]

Warlock:" dang it my phone battery is dead" *titan yanks his phone away* Warlock:" what are you doing!!" Titan:"don't worry I have shoulder charge"

Girl those pants purple? Because that ass is legendary

I went quite a bit into the pages and didn't see my favorite. What is the name of the Cabal in charge of weapons manufacturing? [spoiler]Tony Sta'ark[/spoiler]

Stolen from an old thread https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/109973348/0/0 A hunter, a warlock and a titan, walk into a bar. Inside at the bar, they see a jar filled with glimmer to the brim. They approach the bartender and inquire about the jar. The bartender tells them, "You pay 1,000 glimmer into the jar. There are three tests. If you can pass all three tests, you keep all the glimmer." "What are the tests?", the Hunter inquires. "Gotta pay first". The hunter, warlock and titan agree and pay in. "First, you have to drink that entire bottle of pepper tequila. The whole thing at once. And not make a face doing it." "Easy enough", the titan says. "Second, Master Rahool is hoarding an exotic heavy engram. You'll have to steal it from him. Not as easy at it sounds". The hunter smirks, "Good thing I have invisibility." "Lastly, that poor shipwright, Amanda Holliday. Always stuck in the hangar, busy with work, no company. Never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her", says the bartender. "I'll just use fireborn to bring back my erection if needed", the warlock remarks. All three guardians agree to the tests at hand. They each down they tequila. Tears are streaming down the Hunter's face, the warlock is sweating and squinting, and the titan handled the first one fairly well so he had a second--wasted beyond belief. One by one they take turns in their drunken stupor for the next part of the test. The hunter stumbles out to the Cryptarch. After a brief curse, he returns. "Forgot to switch to Bladedancer". Failed. The warlock glides out like a fairy trying not to trip over anything while dazed from the tequila. He went for the above approach. Easily caught by the Cryptarch. Forgot to use Angel of Light. Failed. Now the titan heads out. At first it is quiet. Then there is some yelling, some rustling like theres a tumble going on, and an abrupt few grunts. The titan returns. He hands the bartender a handwritten note Rahool gave him. It reads, "Come back before I get bored..." "That's not what I asked you to get!", the bartender says. The titan nods his head in a drunken pride and says, "Now where's that shipwright with the exotic engram?"

[Actual conversation between my wife and I (she also plays Destiny)] "I'm just gonna go get my exotic legs and then can we get a raid together?" "You had me at 'Exotic Legs'"

What did the hunter say to everyone else? Hold on guys I can't get up there.

Cabal are future Americans 800 pounds and highly militarized (Don't kill me I'm American)

Oldie but goldie: what do you call a sniper without a scope? [spoiler]a shotgun[/spoiler]

What does the hive get during Christmas? [spoiler]Crota's Presence[/spoiler] ~[i]TheGreatNike[/i]

Buff Fusion Rifles Only Joking Nerf again Bungie please