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작성자: Palpatine
3/11/2016 2:08:00 AM
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Post the most messed up childhood memories
I remember in 1st grade, som kid cut in line in front of me. Then I bit him in the shoulder and was sent home for the day.
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#Offtopic
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1 답변I was running and I saw some guy walking his dog and just thought to myself, "[i]I wonder what would happen if I bit that kid's dog...[/i]" Then I thought, "[i]Wtf is wrong with me?[/i]"
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I was riding my bike and saw one of those large metal gates that aren't supposed to open. I thought hey, I can duck under that.... No,no,no. Lucky I was wearing a helmet. I think I passed out but woke up soon with a banging forehead.
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16 답변I was 8 years old, my cousin slept over, we started making out in my bed, and I got my first boner. Ahh, good memories
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8 답변I lived in a gated community. It was really hard to get inti but my dad managed to when i was a baby. My mother had died in child birth so i never knew her. My dad was working as a physician but he was a scientist. He left when i was about 18 and i got kicked out of the community. I wandered around the dc area (we lived there) for a while. After some mischief (and a few murders) i found him. He was working on getting water to the less fortunate. But he was murdered by some asshat. I was forced to finish his work. I did and gave free clean water to the people of dc. [spoiler] i also had this awsome dog[/spoiler]
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I was born and lived my life for a while a nuke went off in Hiroshima so we had to go into a special place to hide. Turns out we were frozen in time. Some men took me and killed my mother. They worked for a special organization that needed me for their studies eventually my father who was still frozen in time found me and we reunited. But he served the opposition to our organization and now I'm diagnosed with cancer...
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So I was in 2nd grade and I watched National lampoons Christmas vacation i got to the part were they were doing it in the pool or there was a naked chick in the pool and I asked my grandpa what they were doing and he said they were having sex I really didn't understand and it was winter time, so I go to school the next day and I went into class and put my crayons and whatever the hell I had in my cubby hole (place were little kids store there stuff) I walk into class and we do this like pass and play or whatever and I had a girl sitting next to me so we're supposed to write a question and a picture that goes with the question and the pass it to our right so I draw a poor 2nd grade drawing of a snowman with a penis and it says want to have sex? And the girl to my right receives it and reads it out loud and says want to have sex? To the entire class who all seemed cunfused so was I so I ended up going to counseling for a week with a bunch of things I could say rather than the "S" word
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13 답변Well except for maybe the guy who watched someone burn to death I'd win this thread hands down... Am sad now haha. When I was a kid I always knew a year ahead of time who was going to die and how. Can't explain it. I just always knew. When my Grandpa died I knew it the moment it happened 40 mins away. The messed up one was thinking my Stepmom, and Dad were going to get into a fight, and he would kill her. 1 year later we get a call the house burned down, and she was dead. Went to his Mom's house, my Grandma, and when I was alone trying to comfort him he told me what I already knew. Kept it to myself, and a few days later he confessed to the cops. For a few days I was the only one that knew. Ended up with amnesia after that. Haven't known when a death was going to happen since.
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4 답변Watched Final Destination 2 when I was like 10 years old...Was super freaked out about any logging trucks on the road...
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2 답변I once had a dream about a girl in my class. Then i woke up in the classroom [spoiler]Shiiiiiiet[/spoiler]
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5 답변작성자: Redacted3846 3/10/2016 11:28:17 PM
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8 답변The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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7 답변On my 10th birthday I was beat up by my bully that I didn't want invited anyway. Going on he decided to beat me up over a dispute over a sweet my neighbor lady made because the cake had been destroyed earlier during the party, but luckily a officer that lived in the neighborhood broke up the fight.
