Nice joke, I need the laugh after getting my ass handed to me repeatedly thanks to Bungie's inspired idea to make IB rift. As a solo player I guess I'll have to resign myself to the fact that Destiny will never allow me to enjoy the game and its rewards fully. IB was about the only end game activity I could participate in and get decent rewards. I enjoy Control and even came to appreciate Clash, but Rift is just not designed for randoms. If you get matched against a full fireteam it's hopeless and you might as well just return to orbit and try again. I've gotten all 3 toons to rank 5 through pure force of will but it has been a frustrating struggle. To add insult to injury, my rank 5 rewards consisted of a 305 hand cannon and a couple of 302 pieces of gear. As I'm level 313 on all 3 toons, needless to say, all got sharded. Changing Crucible to SBMM was the dumbest move ever. With the other team at the same skill level, any minor advantage can change the outcome drastically. All it takes is one lagger and kiss the match goodbye. My fingers are crossed for The Division, but after being burned by Destiny, I'll definitely wait for the reviews on the solo experience before jumping in.