So my wife asks me to get some towels from the cupboard upstairs. I can see the towels are ready for collection, but I'm wondering, what if someone is hard scoping them? I do a quick dash in grab the towels and then make my way back to the kitchen by the most circuitous route possible including going right back to the towel cupboard when I was only a few meters from the kitchen table. Eventually I muster up the courage to go all the way. I make sure I follow the cat to act as a distraction to any campers, even though he has no idea where the kitchen table is. Eventually we get there so i turn round and do a backflip and dunk the towels and collapse the kitchen table - Score!
Please bring back Clash.
Edit: Apparently my light idea of humour appears to have offended some of the forum demographic. Please I assure you that was far from my intention. If anything in this post, or indeed other responses below has affected you, perhaps this website can help: http://www.ptsd.va.gov/PTSD/apps/ptsdcoachonline/default.htm
In other news, the cat is now IB level 5