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작성자: RoseScythe
1/22/2016 10:29:58 AM
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Days of the Crimson. Shit of Bull.
Is Bungie of the mad? Is what this shit of bull!?
Is just finish conquer Oryk, Father of Croat for loot of 313 Gun of Shot. Also shard of the mouldering. Middle man of raid say "Is hear of new event? Is hear?".
I get very excite. Is maybe new raid, or race of the sparrow..
"No", man is say. "Is PV of P with ball of the chain. Is day of the valentine".
Is now need valentine!? What of the hell? Is cannot play with wife. She in gulag! Is no PS4 there. Only quarry. Also wife cannot play game of video anyway; she deform from malnourish!
Is sometime think "Even of the listen Bungie.. even of the listen?".
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14 답변Does anybody actually realize he's imitating east European accents, especially Russian? It can't just be me.
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5 답변Muted for awful attempt at satire. Also, muted for obvious attempt to be funny thus making it irritating.
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14 답변작성자: Blaze 1/24/2016 7:18:15 PM[b][ENGLISH TRANSLATION][/b] Is Bungie mad? What is this bullshit!? So I just finished defeating Oryx, Father of Crota, for a 313 shotgun and a moldering shard. In the middle of the fight however, one of my Fireteam members said "Did you hear of the new Destiny event?" I got very excited. I said back: "Is it a new raid or Sparrow Racing?" "No," he said. "It's a special PvP event for Valentine's Day." Valentine's Day?! What the hell? I can't play with my wife; she's in Gulag! There isn't even a PS4 there, there's only a quarry. Also, my wife can't play the game anyway; she's deformed from malnourishment! I sometimes think: "Are you even listening, Bungie?".
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Post is I read good of the very. Yes to why to bungle make is need to bring wife/cousin in game. Is lost key to the chain she no come out of kitchen. Mind boggled to is why bungle do this. Not to be very happy make me no.
