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작성자: Spawn
1/18/2016 12:46:27 AM
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Bad joke thread
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3 답변작성자: super_smitty_80 1/17/2016 2:03:19 PMTwo trees on a hill. One is a Birch and the other is a Beach tree. One day they notice a small sapling down at the bottom of the hill. The trees begin to argue with each other over what kind if sapling it is. "That is a son of a Beach" says the Beach tree. No no, its a "Son of a Birch" says the Birch tree. This goes on for several hours until a woodpecker happens by. The trees ask the woodpecker to settle the argument and fly down to investigate the young sapling. The woodpecker happily agrees and flys down to the sapling. After a few minutes the woodpecker returns and says "Gentleman that is neither a son of a beach, nor a son of a birch, but the finest piece of ASH i ever ever stuck my pecker in!" Hahahaha...its a tree joke! :) Edit: beech not beach. Thank you.
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1 답변A skeleton walks onto a bar and orders a beer and a mop. [spoiler]Think about it for a while...[/spoiler]
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작성자: Corndoge 1/17/2016 8:41:32 PM2 morons were sitting on a bench, one of them big, the other one small. Then suddenly, the big moron fell off the bench, but the small one didn't; Why not? [spoiler]Because he was a little [i]more on[/i][/spoiler]
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3 답변Whats the difference between a ferrari and a dead baby? [spoiler]i dont have a ferrari in my garage [/spoiler]
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2 답변What has 3 heads, four arms, and 5 legs?[spoiler]Boston marathon finish line[/spoiler]
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1 답변작성자: gunnerbeatu 1/17/2016 7:17:35 PM
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2 답변Did you hear about the guy who did circumcisions for elephants? [spoiler]the pay was lousy but the tips were huge![/spoiler] I'll just see myself out now.
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작성자: OnlyAlfredo 1/17/2016 8:29:23 PMTwo fish are in a tank. One fish says to the other: [spoiler]You drive, I'll man the guns. [/spoiler] Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself? [spoiler]he had no[i]BODY[/i] to go with![/spoiler]
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3 답변"Knock know" Who's there?? "It's me" It's me who?? It's me Xur, open the -blam!-ing door!!
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5 답변작성자: heyhowsitgoing 1/17/2016 2:12:13 PMWhy did the hipster burn his tongue? [spoiler]he drank coffee before it was cool[/spoiler] What did the pirate say when he turned 80? [spoiler]Aye Matey[/spoiler] What do you get when you combine a skunk with a police dog? [spoiler]law and odor[/spoiler] :D
