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3 답변Y1 jokes Crap...I knew one but Phogoth Oh wait...I know one about Gally...never mind,you won't get it
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3 답변Whats the diference between a [spoiler]fag[/spoiler] and a refrigerator? [spoiler]the refrigerator doesn't fart when you put the meat in[/spoiler] [spoiler]:0[/spoiler]
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2 답변i says to Pi "Be rational" Pi says to i "Get real" I got a detention for saying this to my maths teacher.
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A doctor enters his patients' room and notices a patient vigorously sawing the air and the other one hanging upside-down from the ceiling. He asks the patient sawing "Hey what are you doing?" The patient looks up and says "THE FXCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?! I'M FXCKN WORKIN!" The doctor looks at the patient hanging upside-down and asks "What are YOU doing?" The patient sawing replies "Oh thats my friend but don't bother with that nut job. He thinks he's a light bulb." Doctor looks at the patient hanging from the ceiling and notices that his face was turning blue. He then turns back to the patient sawing and says "Shouldn't you tell your friend to get down? His face is turning color." Irritated, the patient sawing looks up and say "OH AND HAVE ME WORK IN THE FXCKN DARK?! I DON'T THINK SO!" Haa.....
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4 답변2 scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist asks for H2O The second scientist asks for H2O too The second scientist dies a few minutes upon sipping his drink [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) H2O2[/spoiler]
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1 답변작성자: funguy32_funguy 1/17/2016 9:50:25 PMWhat do you call a fat person playing Destiny for several hours? [spoiler]A destiny player.[/spoiler]
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3 답변작성자: super_smitty_80 1/17/2016 2:03:19 PMTwo trees on a hill. One is a Birch and the other is a Beach tree. One day they notice a small sapling down at the bottom of the hill. The trees begin to argue with each other over what kind if sapling it is. "That is a son of a Beach" says the Beach tree. No no, its a "Son of a Birch" says the Birch tree. This goes on for several hours until a woodpecker happens by. The trees ask the woodpecker to settle the argument and fly down to investigate the young sapling. The woodpecker happily agrees and flys down to the sapling. After a few minutes the woodpecker returns and says "Gentleman that is neither a son of a beach, nor a son of a birch, but the finest piece of ASH i ever ever stuck my pecker in!" Hahahaha...its a tree joke! :) Edit: beech not beach. Thank you.