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작성자: index
11/10/2015 10:47:09 PM
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I got smacked around
So for the past 3 weeks there has been this kid who had been sayin he was gonna kick my ass so for the past week I been sayin " do it then your threats are empty" but yesterday he had his friends so he came up behind me and slapped me in the eye from behind when I wasn't ready and he knocked my glasses off. I wanted to knock him on the ground but I didn't want that on my record and or get arrested because this is high school so I just said WtH and walked away. I came home
With a mark and my parents asked and my dad wanted to immiediently press charges.
What should I have done?[spoiler]it was a really cheap shot though[/spoiler]
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5 답변작성자: Badird 11/10/2015 9:15:25 PMTo start, he assaulted you first. You have every right to defend yourself, legally. The school will see it differently, but who gives a sh**. Youll get a few days of suspension, probably -- a vacation from school -- and you will be 100% within the law. Set your DVR a few days ahead so youre not bored with daytime crap. Im afraid you are kind of a wuss, sorry. If you are able, you should have kicked the shit out of this clown. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you report this dicknose; it will compound things for you, I guarantee. Do not listen to the wusses on this board suggesting that unless you cannot actually win this fight. If you cannot win the fight, see below. Steps to win HS (the game changes post HS) Step 1: Get contact lenses Step 2: Play sports (Football, Basketball, Track, Baseball are the best) Step 3: Lift weights to get better at sports Step 4: Crush pu*** or wieners (your pref) Step 5: Enjoy having lots of friends and never being bullied Steps to win College Step 1: Be yourself and find people who share your interests; theyre everywhere Step 2: Enjoy your lack of responsibility with your friends; this time is fleeting Step 3: Dont do terrible in school, a degree still matters Step 4: Crush more puss or wieners; women are the hottest they ever will be Step 5: Enjoy not being bullied (there are very few at this stage IMO) Steps to win in the professional world Step 1: Dont let anyone walk on you or your work Step 2: Go out on Thursday nights but dont let it affect your work Step 3: Enjoy having a little bit of money in your pockets Step 4: Dont get in fights as an adult; thats lame Step 5: Profit Now, what to do with this clown at school? You can ignore him for the next few years if you want. No one from High School matters in the long-term, so whoGAF what they have to say, really. But if you want to fight this guy, heres how: You need to tell him that the only way he could win in a fight is to cheapshot you, like he did. If he really wants to fight, he needs to not be a pussy and actually fight you. This will infuriate him, especially the longer you say that he needs to cheapshot you to get an advantage. He will say he doesnt, so you tell him to take a swing. Put your arms behind your back and say "Heres my head on a silver [expletive] platter, do something if youre going to" -- and he will. After he swings (and you dodge his swing, hopefully), you are home free and can pummel him without retribution. If hes fat, kick him in the knees. Fat people have terrible knees. If hes skinny and faster than you, take the fight to the ground. Bonus points for beating him with his own shoe. Or you could let it go. But whatever you do, dont really hurt the guy or kick him when hes down. Thats a bitch move. After you win at life, reply below.
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If you didn't fight then you won't fight now. Some people fight others take flight. Nothing wrong with it, we all are different. I fought a lot and I can never say it was actually worth it. You probably did the right thing by leaving it alone. [spoiler]you would have felt a lot better standing your ground though [/spoiler]
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작성자: Da Waffle Man 11/13/2015 8:11:40 PMI would have made him cry "Tears of Pain" If he fights me head on, I will defend myself fair and square. But if he cheap shots, I will torture him to make sure he knows his place. I will weld his hands with chains to the ground, with a small knife I create 2 large cuts over his eyelids slowly, start playing some sweet classical music, and with packets of iodide salt and bottles of pure lemon juice throw them towards his hands and eyes. Enjoy the next few hours of his screams being drowned out by the music in a dark room with no one to hear him. [spoiler]I have a sick mind don't I?[/spoiler]
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10 답변My son was getting bullied by another kid on the football team. Told my son if he did it again he had my permission to make it stop permanently. The kid did it one more time on the line of scrimmage in practice, my son put him on his ass & stomped his nut sack with cleats. Dumbass kid wasn't wearing a cup & never bothered my son again. My son now is 17 & 6'3, 320 pounds, nobody -blam!-s with him.
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8 답변Drive your thumb into the soft tissue below the eye, while applying direct force using the orbital bone or the bridge of the nose as a guideline. With enough force the eye should be removed or destroyed in the attempt of removal.
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[quote]So for the past 3 weeks there has been this kid who had been sayin he was gonna kick my ass. For the past week I've been saying "Do it. Your threats are empty." Yesterday he had his friends so he came up behind me and slapped me in the eye with his penis. I wasn't ready, it knocked my glasses off. I wanted to knock him on the ground tackle the penis head on but I didn't want that on my record. I was terrified I could get arrested because this is high school so I just said WtH and walked away. I came home With a bit of semen in my hair and my parents asked... my dad wanted to pretend nothing happened, mom cried. What should I have done?[spoiler]it was a real slap shot though.[/spoiler]
