"The stories you are about to see are true and based on actual events. The names have been changed to protect the identities of the booters." "WARNING: The booters portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic." "The human body is remarkably resilient..." (note: in the following sentence, only the ALL CAPPED words are illustrated in large, red "Sin City" font; the rest are only heard) "Every day we fight a new WAR against FALLEN, HIVE, VEX, CABAL, TAKEN, and THE DARKNESS." "The fact that we survive at all is a miracle..." "Because, every day we live..." "We face 1000 WAYS TO GET BOOTED." "FROM THE RAID!" From 1000 ways to die. Hi guys! I think this is going to be funny but can we try to list 1000 ways to get booted from a fireteam doing raid. I guess I'll go first. True story too! I got booted from a fireteam doing VoG because I got "THUNDERLORD." The fireteam leader through a tantrum after that because that was the only exotic weapon he needed. Then he kicked me! :( EDIT: Wow! Thanks guys! I think we can reach 1000 ways to get booted! I am going to go through them all and will compile a list of all the ways to get booted. I am not going to count duplicated but I'll show them how many times they were posted. PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING! EDIT: I'm really hoping this thread will help some people be more considerate of others :) EDIT: Thank you for all the replies. We will hit 1000 faster than I imagine. Lets like this thread too and if we hit 1000 likes. I'll compile all the "1000 ways to get booted" sooner, so you can all see whats the number one reason GUARDIANS get booted. Remember this is suppose to be fun and lets protect the identity of the booters and the bootees (or booties! funny!) Thanks again GUARDIANS and see you star side! EDIT: Thank you guys for all the reason of getting booted. Really funny stuff! EDIT: Credit goes to Dark Spyro (WE SHOULD ALSO TRY TO FIND NAMES FOR ALL THE 1000 WAYS TO GET BOOTED) [spoiler]Way to get booted #453: "Mike had type 2 diabetes. Mike also was a man who loved to eat chicken at fast food restaurants. One night he came back from work with two buckets of KFC chicken. While playing the raid, Mike enthusiastically ate his chicken. Weighing at 402 pounds, Mike was in for the surprise of his life. When he reached Golgoroth, he already started eating his second bucket. Mike wasn't feeling good at this point. He kept screaming at his team to kill Golgoroth, but they just couldn't get him down. It was their first time. After an hour, Golgoroth nearly falls. Mike is on his last piece of chicken. His team fails to kill Golgoroth and this angers Mike. He starts screaming. During his tantrum, Mike has a heart attack. His team starts to get pissed at Mike for the way he was acting throughout the raid. Right now, they talk about kicking him because he sounds like a 'gurgling fgt'. Mike gets kicked from the raid for his reaction toward his heart attack. A minute after being kicked, Mike's heart gives in and he passes away. The worst has happened to Mike... [/spoiler] [spoiler]He got booted."[/spoiler]