The intestinal bug I'm dealing with right now.
Actually normal crucible isnt bad, but IB was an unbalanced lagfest, the rewards were scarce and underleveled. That and getting people together for the raid and black spindel is more like my illness.
Customer Service on both sides.
We need a computer thingy that takes what's in your head and translates it to my head, then after processing it reverses the process and prints out a simple diagram of what you wanted and the feasibility of it represented in the form of a baked potato.
I think that would be clearer than verbal communication and unhelpful hand gestures.