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작성자: Jeff the Cabal 10/19/2015 2:55:51 PM
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Warlocks: we've run out of popcorn.

*titan throws hammers like a machine gun* Hunters: OMFG WOT IS THIS SHIT M8! BUNGIE NERF NOW OR I QUITE WTF!!!0!0!0! *Hunters can now shoot unlimited ammo* Hunters: "THIS ISNT CHEATING BECAUSE ITS PART OF THE GAME ITS AN IN-GAME GLITCH IM NOT CHEATING!" If all the classes where in a family, I feel like the Titan is that older brother who works at a bar, makes decent money and gets all the grills in town, the warlocks are the middle child, kinda socially awkward and works at a fancy office and is the super nerdy and smart one and the hunters are like the youngest child who vapes just to look cool and tries to be that "gangster hipster". It's actually pretty funny when you think about it. In a family situation, the Titan and the hunter would be there screaming at the top of their lungs while the warlock and his dad is just kinda ignoring them enjoying a football game. Titans are trying to argue back why a nerf is needed Hunters are arguing that it's "fair" and Titans got a unlimited super at one point.. And me as a warlock person... I'm just sitting back.. Eating popcorn.. Popping a beer bottle...enjoying the show. Pretty interesting actually. [i]"Titans got to glitch their supers so we get to too!" -fellow 14 year old hunter[/i] Edit: [u]See, there are some slightly older Titans and hunters who find the humor out of all of this too. In that case, feel free to sit down and watch the show. There's more popcorn in the back. Yes, and there are those warlocks who fell to the salt train as well. So many people salty. Hey, mind sharing some of that salt as well? The popcorn this guy brought here is unsalted.[/u] Year 1: Hunter vs warlock 80% of Titans side with warlocks Year 2: Hunter vs Titan 80% of warlock sides with Titan Notice something?... I bet you.. Year 3: Hunter vs hunter 100% of warlocks and Titans will laugh Next thing you know they'll be fighting a brick wall. Titans are indeed taking [i]all[/i] the grills. I've rustled some jimmies. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well, at least I'm glad to see the majority of people aren't missing the point. As of today, over 1000 bags of popcorn has been served. :) [spoiler]there are two types of people on this world. People who gets jokes and notice satire tags, and the people that don't. Lmfao Yes. This post is cringe worthy. Yes, this post was suppose to sound biased, and sound really bitchy. That is the point. Lol[/spoiler]
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