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작성자: Thorgragk
10/11/2015 1:57:42 PM
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Teabaggers Challenge: I'm calling you out.
Dear teabaggers,
I don't buy your false bravado and dismissive excuses for why you think teabagging is ok. I think you are all pretty bad sports. But instead of having yet another circular argument, I instead have a challenge for you.
Please post here IRL videos of you teabagging opponents in official community or professionally arranged competitive events. Please include supporting evidence that demonstrates that both the opponent(s) and organising/adjudicating bodies understand what you are doing. Bobbing up and down in the corner while everyone has their back to you does not count.
I look forward to seeing if any of you have the guts to do it to a real person, let alone get away with it without any form of repercussion.
[ARBITRARY MILESTONE EDIT]
So, I would like to address some of the common feedback. First up, in my head this was intended as a bit of a (self indulgent) smart arsed analogy to point out that you just wouldn't teabag in real life despite other forms of taunting crossing mediums. My delivery when I speak is rather dry and I often forget that it doesn't translate well to text. So I will own that and apologise for missing my intended mark. This was intended to be an amusing commentary on sportsmanship, not a saltpan.
Secondly, thanks to all for your concern for both my mental health and my anus. It means a lot to have your support and I would like to assure you that both are feeling good (I just got off the can). Also, for some reason I thought this goes without saying, but to be clear, I do not want anyone to shoot anyone outside of a video game (unless we are talking about consentual nerf/paintball battles).
Thirdly, to the helpful people pointing out my atrocious k/d. You were expected. Hello. I always have and always will be "bad" at pvp. I'm actually quite ok with that. I only do it for the sweet puppy dog armour and now the legendary marks. I play to my style which is a headlong run and gun. It is not condusive to a good k/d, but I have fun none the less. Thanks for pointing out my warlock was at 0.7 though, I was genuinely surprised it was that high.
Any hoo. Imma get some shut eye now. Feel free to keep spamming this or let it die. See yous in Iron Banner.
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Lol of course no one would do it in real life. This is the internet, and the game is played over? You guessed it! The internet. But it's a game, if that's what someone wants to do because it brings them joy while playing a game, then go for it. I know 99% of the people on here wouldn't say the stuff they say to each other if they met em in real life. The internet is their safe zone. Let the kiddies and man children play.
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1 답변I think it's funny. If somebody does it to me I laugh no matter how bad/good im doing.
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1 답변I bag when people fail with supers. One time, I dodged the same guy's Nova Bomb twice in a game, and bagged him both times. After the game, I got hate essays from both him and his friend. So many tears.
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1 답변If you're this mad about something that people do in a video game your need to rethink your priorities
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2 of my clan mates tbag all the time, it creates good matches, teams will stick around for 5+ maps sometimes. For example, look how mad you are about it, if your team had an ounce of self belief, no way you are backing out of that lobby, it's fun.
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I tbag you if: You tbag me. A lot of you from the other team follow me in a nearby room and I kill each of you as you round the corner. I make you think I'm going one direction and when I'm out of sight I double back the opposite direction and blow your neck off your shoulders from point blank range. You chase me with the entirety of your super, I turn around and kill you when it's over. You're blink shotgunning and I fake you out by jumping through your blink leaving you discombobulated, you turn around and I blow your neck from your shoulders. Other reasons..
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3 답변I only teabag when my opponent failed miserably like... Missing all Hammers, and me killing you afterwards.. Missing two shotgun shots at point blank range.. When I outplay a sword user.. When I cancel someone's super (especially HoS, Stormtrance and GG) When they teabag me without a reason (after killing me with a shotgun) When my opponent uses one of the following weapons: [spoiler] Hawkmoon Gjallarhorn Boolean Gemini The Last Word The Jade Rabbit The Chaperone Bolt Caster RazeLighter Darkdrinker Arc Edge Sol Edge Void Edge The Villainy Matador 64 Hung Jury Black Spindle Sleeper [i]SIMULANT[/i] Not Like the Others The Dealbreaker Eyasluna Red Spectre The Hothead Choleric Dragon ST Felwinter's Lie Thorn Ace of Spades Tlaloc Stillpiercer Immobius Susanoo The Fate of All Fools Truth Touch of Malice Ldr 5001 Suros Regime Monte Carlo Mida Multitool Conspiracy Theory-D Long Far Gone Havoc Pigeon Ruin Wake Baron's Ambition Imago Loop Threads upon our stars Does Not Bow Darkblade's Spite Invective Bad Juju Pocket Infinity Vex Mythoclast Plan C Telesto Hereafter No Land Beyond Patience and Time Super Good Advice Thunderlord BTDR Zombie Apocalypse-D Fourth Horseman Jolder's Hammer[/spoiler] When I accidentally no-scope my opponent When I beat a HoS with my GG And last but not least, I teabag someone when they'd rather have tea than coffee.
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Why I do it. Makes you made and you play worse with a ton of stupid mistakes only an angry person would make. Works 90% , of the time. Almost constantly in trials. The other reason? You're shit and blink around with a shotgun. Especially when you can't even kill with that pathetic strategy. Two perfectly good reasons to tbag.
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2 답변I have 2 statements in response to the topic. 1. TB'n in real life does happen. I watched a guy get his @ss beat outside a mall once. While he was on the ground holding his stomach, his attacker promptly pulled down his shorts and bare ball swipe his chin. 2. I don't teabag, I potato sack.
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4 답변Only time I teabag is in trials. IMO it makes people mad and play worse. It's just a strategic move, nothing more.
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1 답변u WILL get bagged if: ur a warlock Camper with sniper And U get killed while panic supering
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So, because you don't like how people act in a game, you want them to show a video of them doing the same out in the real world? You sir obviously don't understand the affect anonymity has on ones mind, actions, and personality. It's happens to the majority of those that use the Internet or even games in general. Let's say I see kids killing people in a game and they are having fun doing it. If I demand that they try it in real life, I would only get the same reaction from those with pre-existing psychological problems. This is because in games there is anonymity. There is an absence of consequences that come with their actions. Physical harm, a loss of money, or even death in a video game holds 0% the weight it holds in real life, because with games, it's disconnected from reality. And this is what the human mind craves. It wishes to try or experience these things without consequences, but this is only allowed in video games/the Internet. If I can find articles on surveys about testing this, I'll post here, but I'm pretty sure there are studies that show that it's a common and natural reaction in humans. Bottom line is that demanding people to teabag in reality is arbitrary, because there is still a sense of consequences present in real life.
