Dear teabaggers, I don't buy your false bravado and dismissive excuses for why you think teabagging is ok. I think you are all pretty bad sports. But instead of having yet another circular argument, I instead have a challenge for you. Please post here IRL videos of you teabagging opponents in official community or professionally arranged competitive events. Please include supporting evidence that demonstrates that both the opponent(s) and organising/adjudicating bodies understand what you are doing. Bobbing up and down in the corner while everyone has their back to you does not count. I look forward to seeing if any of you have the guts to do it to a real person, let alone get away with it without any form of repercussion. [ARBITRARY MILESTONE EDIT] So, I would like to address some of the common feedback. First up, in my head this was intended as a bit of a (self indulgent) smart arsed analogy to point out that you just wouldn't teabag in real life despite other forms of taunting crossing mediums. My delivery when I speak is rather dry and I often forget that it doesn't translate well to text. So I will own that and apologise for missing my intended mark. This was intended to be an amusing commentary on sportsmanship, not a saltpan. Secondly, thanks to all for your concern for both my mental health and my anus. It means a lot to have your support and I would like to assure you that both are feeling good (I just got off the can). Also, for some reason I thought this goes without saying, but to be clear, I do not want anyone to shoot anyone outside of a video game (unless we are talking about consentual nerf/paintball battles). Thirdly, to the helpful people pointing out my atrocious k/d. You were expected. Hello. I always have and always will be "bad" at pvp. I'm actually quite ok with that. I only do it for the sweet puppy dog armour and now the legendary marks. I play to my style which is a headlong run and gun. It is not condusive to a good k/d, but I have fun none the less. Thanks for pointing out my warlock was at 0.7 though, I was genuinely surprised it was that high. Any hoo. Imma get some shut eye now. Feel free to keep spamming this or let it die. See yous in Iron Banner.